Surrender, Dorothy (2005 TV Movie)
1/10
Made me so angry I had to write a review
5 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Diane Keaton reminds me of an annoying girlfriend I had long ago. I could not stand the girl (unfortunately, she was physically too pervertedly perfect for me to dump her; eventually she caught onto the fact that I stayed with her only for the sex and she dumped me.)

Unfortunately, Diane Keaton shares my old girlfriend's personality, and none of her physical properties.

When the guy calls her while she's driving, she acts like a giddy farm animal. Incredibly annoying woman.

Then he tells her to pull over, that there's been an accident, so she yells at him to just tell her what happened.

I sat here thinking to myself, "Let me guess. He tells her that her daughter's dead, and she crashes the car."

Incredibly, when he tells her, she dramatically raises her hands from the steering wheel and - yes, Virginia, there are amazingly bad movies made - she crashes the car.

It's like some horrid Lifetime movie. Such bad acting, such predictable plot, so unbelievably unwatchable that you turn it off in a fuming rage, long before it's over.

Or, in this case, only shortly after it even began.
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