The characters were total, complete non-entities. I didn't care about them.
The songs ranged from the mediocre to the horrendous; the lyrics were consistently clumsy and silly.
Atmosphere? Mood? Sense of fear, menace, dread? Don't be ridiculous.
Story? Sorry, that's not gonna happen.
And Terrance Zdunich is one DULL Lucifer. Seriously, he does nothing but read to a kid and glower.
I literally have no idea what one could like about this sludge. It's one of the dumbest, lamest, most shamelessly pandering things I've ever seen.
Oh, and it's supposedly the first part of a trilogy. God help us.
The songs ranged from the mediocre to the horrendous; the lyrics were consistently clumsy and silly.
Atmosphere? Mood? Sense of fear, menace, dread? Don't be ridiculous.
Story? Sorry, that's not gonna happen.
And Terrance Zdunich is one DULL Lucifer. Seriously, he does nothing but read to a kid and glower.
I literally have no idea what one could like about this sludge. It's one of the dumbest, lamest, most shamelessly pandering things I've ever seen.
Oh, and it's supposedly the first part of a trilogy. God help us.