Dragon Eyes (2012)
extremely ridiculous screenplay
7 April 2012
i'd save 1 star for the some good fighting scenes and van dame's flashing lethal legs kicking. van dame, old but not weak yet, his kicking technique is still one of the best. but this clueless fantasy is one of the worst nightmare any movie wants not to be. a very funny movie also, with crazy sound track effects, sometimes with siren, the alarm that only when earthquake and tsunami hit the coastline or atomic bomb drops and detonates in certain city. this movie is also an ultimate insult to the law enforcement and the legal system. more like a doomsday display. a movie utterly pointless with latino gangbangers, black street gangs, Russian mafia and a police captain playing the last don of the whatever. there are moments also quite funny with camera close-up shots. this is a very ridiculous action movie since i've never seen any movie with such spacious prisoner cell where two prisoners could practice and martial arts training. st. jude? where the hell is it? no guns allowed...yeah, right.
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