2/10
drivel
30 June 2010
I have to see them all, I mean, all the hypes, the OOP's worth seeing, the roughies from the seventies, exploitation and of course the worst movie of the year. This flick has won that title by many reviewers in mags and forums. It clocks in just under 60 minutes so it doesn't take long to watch it. Is is worth watching? Yes and no. Yes because you really must see how not to make a movie, no, because it really sucks. The title says it all, nightmare, yes, to watch it, blood, a lot of it but in a sad way, sex, oh yeah, kitties frenzy! This is surely a ultra low budget but to have some publicity they have put some naked chicks in it. Before the opening credits it's already a chick with wobbling juggs. Not that I mind but has nothing to do with the story. You see the killer tearing the girls T shirt apart and then pull of her bra, then the camera zooms in for 30 seconds on her tits, let's shake rattle and roll them, huh! Blood is flying everywhere, just the blood, no flesh is shown. Then a couple goes to a resort but there is nobody at the resort and watch the publicity, just made with some paint, my god, so bad. Of course an old man pops up telling them they will die but what a terrible acting. To be honest, I almost used the fast forward wasn't it for the fact that a naked girl appears on a table, yes, you guessed it, zoom on tits and bald kitty. Why she is there is never explained. At the end out of nothing another girl solves the mystery out of the blue, before that you will have a lot of blood flying around and another girls running naked before she witness the murder of two people, badly done. Another girl while having sex is killed and yes, the killer has to open her legs, full close up of her kitty, no reason for it and to be honest, a terrible kitty, Jesus, she better had a full bush. At the end of the day, it's all about naked chicks, blood flying around and seriously bad acting and a killer that makes you laugh! Indeed, you worst blood and sex nightmare.
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