Review of Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy (I) (2010)
1/10
The reason I don't go to movies any more
30 January 2010
I'll bet this movie would have a negative rating except the great majority of reviewers with more than two brain cells to rub together saw the ten line minimum and thought it wasn't worth the three minutes it would take to vamp so the truth could be posted.

There is not one moment of inspiration here, not an iota of spontaneity, heart, or humor in this dog of a cliché-ridden stench bomb. It's painfully sappy without a moment of true human sentiment.

Believe me, the positive reviews are all from crew members desperately trying to save residuals, or from Billy Crystal's extended family.

Ten lines to review it are nine lines too many. The bottom line for this stench bomb is a one liner: A worthless piece of steaming offal.
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