Fear Itself: New Year's Day (2008)
Season 1, Episode 6
2/10
Ouch
17 July 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This episode is utterly terrible- even for this series. Failed stripper turned 'actress' Evigan plays a boozy and needy pair of breasts, blind to the affections of 'nice guy' nerd next door. Her performance is best when off camera and for some reason her voice is dubbed over by a Burgess Merideth sound-alike! The zombies are never a threat- just an excuse to jump cut the film. Blurred, sped up footage is constantly used in place of effects, acting or plot. The inoffensiveness of the zombie threat is all eventually explained, too late to save the audience from being fed up with it all. Of course, the 'surprise' twist ending comes far too late to help you sit through the frustratingly insipid actions of the main characters.

I could complain some more but I'd rather go take a shower and get the stink off of me.
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