It receives one star, only because it cannot have zero.
I would like to post simply that, but apparently I must continue for a minimal length of 10 lines. So: Character on cover is not seen in the entire movie (neither are any characters wearing chainmail to my recollection).
Car chase scene appears to be filmed at a top speed of 15 MPH.
Dialog could quite easily have been delivered and written by a pubescent teenager full of 'angst' (by angst I mean he really just wanted to see some random actress's breasts).
Please, for your own sake, do not even illegally download this movie.
I would like to post simply that, but apparently I must continue for a minimal length of 10 lines. So: Character on cover is not seen in the entire movie (neither are any characters wearing chainmail to my recollection).
Car chase scene appears to be filmed at a top speed of 15 MPH.
Dialog could quite easily have been delivered and written by a pubescent teenager full of 'angst' (by angst I mean he really just wanted to see some random actress's breasts).
Please, for your own sake, do not even illegally download this movie.