Phillemos Review of Sasquatch Mountain

Sasquatch Mountain (2006)

The Sasquatch Union is filing a grievance; this movie should be called "Bank Robber Mountain"

[2/10 · 22 October 2006]

It's wonderful to see Cerina Vincent in another movie on SciFi Channel. It's just too bad this movie is so dreadfully awful. She's part of a bank robbers (she's not one of them but they kidnapped her) who get into a gunfight with police. They hide out in a secluded cabin in the Arizona mountains, which happens to be owned by Lance Henriksen (who, like Vincent, seems to get roped into doing a lot of horror movies that wind up on SciFi Channel). Of course, what Henriksen knows that everyone else doesn't is that Sasquatch-type monsters live in the area and they actually find the taste of human flesh quote satisfying. We really don't get too wrapped up in the story, though. There's too much time devoted to the robbery and not nearly enough into the Sasquatches; you almost feel like they're just a time-killer until more robbery scenes are filmed. Note to SciFi Channel: if you're going to do a movie about a bank robbery, call it "Robbery Mountain." But hey, Cerina Vincent does have great legs.