Review of Asteroid

Asteroid (1997 TV Movie)
1/10
Even for a TV movie, this is laughable
4 September 2006
One of the cheapist TV movies ever.

The plot is virtually nothing to do with an Asteroid - might as well be an episode of a soap opera thrown in with abit of thrown about debris of a small grenade going off in a kebab shop.

Script is appalling - lines like

If it's any comfort, your not alone -(yeah - supposedly - the crate is going to be around 100K)

the big asteroid has just hit - following comment from a news presenter - "a small impact in an apartment block in cologne" - do Americans know where Cologne is??

the fireman has to go back to work to help the incoming Asteroid - the wife says - "is it just about the job or the thrills"

2 big men huging - "We'll get through it buddy, we'll get through it"

the fireman's wife comes up from the basement after the major blast and her comments on seeing her place are: "o my god, get me a broom and rubbish bag" - I think ??

Continuity errors: - they get blasted by water from a broken dam on a bridge but next minute, the main male character was dry, clean clothes, etc, he looks peachy

  • when they come up from the basement after being torched, they all have breath that show that the site in is minus degrees One of the worst movies I have 2/3 watched - am writing this while the last 1/3 is playing.


to much to mention - this movie must have been made as a spoof
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