BloodRayne (2005)
1/10
Bloodrayne made my blood boil...
11 April 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was drivel. It is the perfect example of how not to make a movie. Given it's like watching a rehash of Dracula with a female lead, a hard to follow plot and even harder to believe acting... I could not believe these people thought they were acting. I wouldn't cast them in a kindergarten Christmas play...

It is bloody, if that could be considered a spoiler, but I think that calling it runny diarrhea is a better spoiler.

The movie itself will spoil a good time that could be spent booting the neighbours' kids in the guts. In fact, it made me do just that.

I'm not a fan of the game, I don't have to be to hate this. I know what I like and it's not this. Ben Kingsley should be ashamed of himself, and the other actors should know better, save for Will Sanderson (who appears to be a Boll whore - starring in all of his movies since Blackwoods).

This movie is one of the few movies being made today that hearkens back to the glory days of the 50s and 60s B-movies - movies that made the audience shriek for all the wrong reasons and cringe at the lameness of them. For that, I give it one star, since it's a brave move by Boll to keep doing it, despite threats on his life. Idiot.
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