Review of The Fog

The Fog (2005)
John Carpenter should be spanked...
28 October 2005
...for allowing his classic to be butchered. This movie was so awful that it actually became funny. My co-workers and I sat through this making comments like we were Mystery Science Theater 3000. So I suppose if you watch it as if it were a comedy, and you are drunk...it would be entertaining. What a waste of money. John, I'm ashamed that you would allow this crap to come out. Boo!!!!!!

And what a waste of Selma Blair. She shoulda been the lead character, and not that whiny blonde. And do all women sleep in slinky underwear? (and in front of their kids too?) The writer did a bang up job of switching the main character in the middle of the flick. hmm, I thought the smallville guy was our view into the world? And what the hell is up with that ending?
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