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Shogun (2024)
Over rated big time
Being a show done in English yet majority of it being in Japanese with needing to read subtitles already lost me I feel I can't really follow a show if I'm constantly reading subtitles so this just felt like I was watching some foreign movie on Netflix without having a dubbed option.
I really should have just dropped it after the first few episodes, as it was just boring to me hardly anything happens. I managed to sit through the whole season though thinking it might get better well it does not, there is only a few action scenes in each episode and the rest as I already said is just reading subtitles as the dialogue is in Japanese. I don't see the hype at all with all episodes having an average rating of 8+, and it being renewed for another two seasons. Totally over rated.
Squid Game: The Challenge (2023)
First ep was alright
It started off well i thought but after that i lost interest more and more as it went on. Some episodes were such a drag they did the "test" games and that was the whole 40-50 mins so boring, most the talking parts I just had the show running in background while checking discord messages. Just doesn't have the same vibe as the original tv series as the death factor is what made it much more exciting.
Also can't believe they ended it with a simple rock, paper scissors game to have a chance picking the right key to open up a safe containing a bank card with 4.56 million on it. I don't know if i want to watch the 2nd season that has already been confirmed.
Physical: 100 (2023)
Worst editing ever
I was recommended this show because apparently the stuff the contestants do are crazy. After watching all the episodes i don't think anything was that out of the ordinary apart from the first challenge maybe being the most brutal, 1 on 1 death match. Also rolling the 100kg boulder repeatedly uphill was made to look easy but i'm sure it wasn't lol.
I didn't hate the show but with 100 contestants starting the show and death match continuing over 3 episodes got boring quickly also there was too much endurance challenges dragging out each ep. Hold on to this until failure is just a snooze fest after a minute or so.
One more thing the editing gets so annoying with so many lines being repeated 3-4 times like showing a replay but it was just the same cut over and over.
Hard to give this show overall anything higher than a 6.
Nomadland (2020)
Most boring thing ive ever seen
If it wasn't for listening to a commentary track along with this movie i probably would have turned it off and watched something else when i got bored which was in the first 10 mins. Movie seems to go on forever even while doing other things while just listening to it.
The Social Network (2010)
Overhyped movie
I don't see how people rate this movie so high its long and boring. Maybe u have to be into documentary type movies to like this but to me the 2 hours feels much longer. I only give this a 2 instead of 1 for the small parts that were of some interest.
Home Alone 4: Taking Back the House (2002)
Worst home alone movie by a far
This is easily the worst in the series even more than the sequel that came after. Theres just so much things wrong with this movie. 1 the actors for the kids look younger than they did in the first 2 home alones. 2 of kevins siblings have just disappeared, also the first in the series when the kid is never technically "home alone" there is always the butler prescott around. Marv doesnt even look like marv in this one he looks more like harry did in the original 2.
It shows just how bad the plot is when the original marv actor was approached to return and he turned it down saying its an insult and total garbage. Its as if the writers have not even seen the originals to be this many plot holes. The smart house tech is probably the only decent thing in this dud movie. All thats bad about this doesn't seem to stop me from suffering through it every christmas though lol.
Halloween (2018)
Best halloween movie
It's been 16 years since we got a Halloween movie apart from the rob zombie remakes and this is ignoring all the sequels after Halloween 2. Michael has been in captivity for the last 40 years and it looks like laurie has been preparing all this time in case he escapes. Michael does end up escaping from a bus transferring patients.
This is the longest runtime out of any of the Halloween movies which is just more time for more kills which of there is plenty, the 1hour 45mins actually goes by really quick too.
The mask looks cool and gory like any todays horror should be. A really good reboot or whatever you want to call it and I'm looking forward to the sequel to come in 2021
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Michael myers is back
10 Years have passed since the original and the night Michael supposedly died by the hands of dr loomis. After the non Michael myers Halloween 3 sequel it was good to see them bring Michael back for this one. It turns out Michael wasn't killed from the explosion and fire in Halloween 2 and rather than going after laurie again Michael is this time trying to murder his young niece.
Seems the original theme got a bit of a remix to it this time and I like it. Bodies pile up rather quickly even though some of the kills are off screen. Another doggo is seen dead in this one god damn Michael killing animals. This is possibly the best in the series if not definitely one of the top 3
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Way overhyped
Ive always heard of this being one of the scariest movies ever made, but its bloody horrible even for 80 mins it seems to go on forever. It's so boring and nothing at all is scary not even a single jump scare. Scary movies parody of the snot scene is way better than watching this crap lol
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Much better than people say
Just when u thought Halloween was over with Michael being decapitated in H20 this movie is made 4 years later. Well apparently it wasn't Michael myers at all and he is still at large. Seems this man isn't human and he just won't die.
This sequel didn't really need to be made when the last movie had the perfect ending. They are at least doing something a bit different this time by having a group of people go into the myers house for a reality show.
Interesting plot, some great kills and just an overall good Halloween movie for something that no one would have expected to be made.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Slow and boring
20 Years later Michael is still alive and hunting laurie strode again. Jamie lee Curtis returns to play as laurie is one good thing. This movie is rather slow for a 6th sequel nothing really happening after the opening murders. Apart from a couple of gory deaths and the fight between Michael and laurie at the movies close this doesn't have much going for it.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
More gore doesn't make a better movie
Just like Halloween 2 this starts with a recap of the previous movies end, but it also shows Michael escaping before the explosion and showing he never really died. Jamie becomes annoying in this one that she's now unable to speak, has a telepathic connection to Michael but can't tell anyone what she's seeing. They finally added some gory kills with this sequel, but still not as good as Halloween 4. It's pretty dumb that Michael struggles to kill a little girl but manages to kill many other adults along the way. Movie is eh.
Halloween II (1981)
I shot him 6 times
This opens with the final scene of the original and then picks up right where they left off. After being shot "6 times" he seems unharmed and is back on the move. The kills are slightly better in this one using some weapons instead of just choking everyone and a much higher body count. Being a continuation of the first it moves so much quicker and is far less boring. Laurie also puts up a much better "final girl" fight in this.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
DR Loomis final appearance
These movies keep moving forward in time the same amount of years that has passed between them being made. 6 Years after the previous movie now Jamie has had a kid and Michael is after them both.
It's surprising to see Paul rudd starring in this as returning character tommy doyle. There is some pretty decent kills going on and a fairly high body count. If u can get past the cult story they threw in here then it's a good Halloween flick.
Halloween (1978)
Was that the boogeyman?
The majority of this is Michael stalking his victims besides him killing his sister in the opening scene the first kill he actually does is 42 mins in and believe it or not it's a doggo. I don't remember the original Halloween being so slow and boring but it is.
Pretty low body count, no blood, little bit of nudity all red flags in my love of horror movies. This movie isn't even scary to me apart from the cheap jump scares.
The best thing about this is the music just can't beat the classic Halloween theme. Everyone says the original of a franchise is the best but to me they are normally the worst and this seems to fall into the latter.
Cult of Chucky (2017)
Chucky will always be back
This picks up just after the end credits of curse of chucky, Alex Vincent is back in his 30s playing as Andy once again. There is now multiple chucky dolls and people are dying again but how is this possible when andy has a severed head of chucky from the previous movie? This new concept was an interesting one and totally unexpected. Gory kills, multiple chuckys, interesting story what's not to love with now the 7th instalment of chucky. Another cameo end credits scene in this one too.
Curse of Chucky (2013)
Straight to dvd not always a bad movie
9 Years have passed between this movie and the previous seed of chucky one. A new family receives chucky by post like how it was done in child's play 3 there isn't any explanation to how chucky is back this time though. It's good to see they went back to chuckys horror roots with this entry rather than the comedy thrown in with the last 2 movies.
Feels more like a reboot than a sequel with how much footage is shown of chucky being alive and trying to take over a kids body again. The kills are pretty nice though and it's not a boring watch. They did change the design of chucky a bit in this for some reason instead of going with the bride/seed of chucky one, but how he moves is really well done. It is a really decent flick and way better than the previous "seed of chucky". There's also a nice surprise if u wait till after the credits
Seed of Chucky (2004)
Worst chucky movie but still enjoyable
Another movie in the series that has fast forward in time, it's been 6 years since tiffany popped out a kid and an English ventriloquist found the doll in the cemetery. This new doll is gender confused not knowing if it's male or female, also one of the ugliest things I've seen.
This would have to be the worst movie in the chucky series, the kid is such an annoying character not wanting to be like "mum" and "dad" in the serial killer business. It does have some good things going for it though such as Jennifer tilly returning playing as herself, the kills are nice and gory and that's about it. I still enjoyed it cause its chucky but for sure the worst one made.
Bride of Chucky (1998)
Chucky gets a new look
An old friend returns and stitches chucky up as good as new, this is my favourite kind of chucky doll as I find him much scarier than the original good guy doll. We get some pretty girls in this one with katherine heigl and Jennifer tilly starring.
The kills start to get more gory in this part of the series which as a horror fan is the way I like it. More of the voodoo chucky learnt as Charles lee ray is shown in this, which is nice change of pace.
A lot would say this is where the franchise declined with going into the combined genre of comedy and horror but I still think it's a great movie.
Child's Play 3 (1991)
Presto you're dead
Movie picks up 8 years after andy defeated chucky in the last 2 movies. The way chucky comes back this time is a weird one, his blood gets mixed with the premix plastic of the dolls and presto he becomes a new doll. This time it's a bit different as chucky has a new target to transfer his soul into and he doesn't want andy messing it up.
Unfortunately andy is recast in this one only being 1 year later alex Vincent would have been too young for the role. Chuckys one liners are great in this but the movie isn't as good as the previous one.
The kills are weak, one of them having a heart attack just from seeing chucky alive no joke. The best parts come in the last 10 mins when chucky starts getting torn to pieces. Still a good movie but could have been better.
Child's Play 2 (1990)
Chucky is back
Chucky is back and for some unknown reason the toy factory has chuckys original head, clean it up and give him a fresh new body. A machine malfunction is what causes him to be alive again. This movie holds a place in my heart as I remember seeing it at a young age and it's what got me into the horror genre.
This is a step up from the original in my opinion, there's more chucky motion, more of brad dourifs voice acting and more killing. One of the best in the series. The effects of the doll are amazing in this only being 2 years after the original. Also the final battle in the movie is amazing.
Child's Play (1988)
Over 30 years later still a classic
The original story of how a serial killer becomes a killer doll. Chucky would have to be my all-time favourite horror franchise and this is a great story of how it all began. A lot of kids would be scared of this little guy but I grew up with him seeing I think it was child's play 2 at a young age and fell in love with horror movies and chucky.
Half of the movie is basically "the boy who cried wolf". Chucky kills some people and no one believes the kid that the doll is actually alive. For being 7 at the time of release alex Vincent really played andy well. Over 30 years later this movie still holds up.
Ibiza Undead (2016)
Some good laughs
This movie is basically inbetweeners meets zombies, it even has "charlotte big jugs" starring in it. If u like your dirty jokes and zombies u should get some enjoyment out of this. It has its hilarious moments and is just a good all round zombie flick.
Death of Me (2020)
Confusing movie
Movie is very confusing to what the hell is going on and what's real or not but it didn't stop me from enjoying it. Does get annoying that majority of people in this film don't speak english. But i think its worth a watch at least once.
It Follows (2014)
Over rated movie
Weird ass plot for a horror movie a supernatural creature that can take any form is passed on from one person to another if they have sex. Apart from a few jump scares and frightening forms shown the movie gets pretty boring.
There is also some plot holes as one character says don't let it touch u, one would think from that u die if touched but the main character gets her grabbed at one point and manages to just end up running away.
Got boring to me after about halfway through and the 2nd half just seemed to keep going and going i was dying for it to end.