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The Scorpion King: The Lost Throne (2015)
Welcome Back to The Days of Yore.....Well At Least The 80's
I couldn't help it, even though I knew what I was getting myself into. Being a teenager in the early 80's, I grew up with the low budget sword and sorcery flicks. Deathstalker, Ator, Barbarian Queen, Amazons and several others. I've always enjoyed those "films", no matter how bad. After watching this one, all of those titles flashed into my head. I would compare this one to those. Just a little more modern day cheese.
Is it a good movie, no. If you like those bad 80's titles, you may be able to make it through this one. If your taste is not those type of movies, don't watch it. It's always good to see name actors in these type of movies. Go through the motions and cash the check. Easy money.
The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012)
Didn't listen
Once I read the reviews about this movie, I couldn't help but watch it. Being a teenager in the early 80's, I grew up with the low budget sword and sorcery flicks. Deathstalker, Ator, Barbarian Queen, Amazons and several others. I've always enjoyed those "films", no matter how bad. After watching this one, all of those titles flashed into my head. I would compare this one to those. Just a little more modern day cheese.
Is it a good movie, no. If you like those bad 80's titles, you may be able to make it through this one. If your taste is not those type of movies, don't watch it. It's always good to see name actors in these type of movies. Go through the motions and cash the check. Easy money.
ThanksKilling (2008)
Brilliant
Being a teenager in the 80's, growing up watching all those slasher flicks, films such as The Toxic Avenger and Class of Nuke'em High. I watched the first 3 minutes of this movie and was disgusted.....disgusted with myself for not hearing about / or seeing this movie sooner. This movie is great.
I'm not some internet movie reviewer or sit on my computer clicking on every movie I've ever seen, just to add a review on IMDb picking them apart. The acting was bad, the plot had holes or there was no direction. I sit and watch movies to be entertained. I either like it or I don't. It's really pretty simple. I actually think this may be the first movie I've written a review on.
I can review this movie in one word: brilliant.
So if you enjoy slasher and Troma flicks. Watch this movie. If you don't, it's pretty simple, don't watch it. You won't like it and end up writing some lame review and not get the point of the movie anyway.
So "Gobble, Gobble Mother*****rs."