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Harmony (2018)
Immortal World.........
From what I can gather this film has had many titles. ITunes uk has it down as Immortal World.
In a world where most of the film industry is owned by Disney and the spoon fed Marvel money machine can destroy a movie at will with large cheques to major reviewers, this is a welcome sidestep.
A movie based in the fantasy genre is passionate. Exciting and engrossing. The performances of the cast of actors, many of whom I'd never encountered before were wonderful especially the lead actress. A film that I gambled on left me feeling warm and excited for what comes next, I would've queried over night for a sequel. The tragedy that befell the lead actress has robbed us of many wonderful performances of which I have no doubt but I will treasure this movie in my collection forever.
Marriage (2022)
-1 Would Be Accurate
Crap! Acting = crap, theme music made for serial killers = Crap. Direction = Crap, so engrossingly boring, that boring sounds disrespectful to the word boring.
Worst thing I've seen since Allo Allo or Hidehi.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Return to Sender
First things first, I'd imagine Guns N Roses were paid handsomely and maybe some of that money could've gone on a script? I was so excited when Marvel announced that they would be using the female Thor in the next movie, it was such a groundbreaking comic that almost seemed like Marvel would take a female hero seriously.
Unfortunately we got a story that was all about Thor (the 1st) the eloquent Jane Foster was barely used and I think it was a huge missed opportunity. I wasn't overly enamoured with Ragnarok, it was saved by the criminally under used Mark Ruffalos Hulk. As for the character of Korg I really couldn't find any reason why the character is in the script.
After the guy with rings this film feels like Feige has taken the MCU as far as he can, this ship desperately needs a new captain.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Outstanding!
Thank you Zack, you have made me believe that film makers can get it right. Simply the greatest, I love your vision, your casting and I get down on bended knees begging for someone to allow this momentual vision to continue. I'm so excited for what's to come for long I have bathed in the greatness that is DC Comics, this is the Justice League I wanted, I needed.
WandaVision (2021)
The Death Of The MCU
Well there we have it, End Game was the MCU last hurrah!
The Wandavision catastrophe could this mark the end. The worst superhero in comic book history (Vision) ohh how we celebrated when Thanos crushed his stupid purple head. Why anyone would think it would be a good idea to make a series around him is beyond belief, did none of the producers see Age Of Ultron! Utter pap.
Cobra Kai (2018)
Tory Kai
The first season was a great wander back through the 80s and what became of the 2 protagonists of the Karate Kid film.
But season two opened and in stepped Peyton List who immediately opens up a can of whoop-ass as bad girl Tory ( with a y!) the most beautiful badass to ever grace a tv screen. Can't wait to see who she beats up in season 3!!!!
Ariana Grande: Her Life, Her Story (2013)
Hmmmmm
A puff piece about the incredibly talented popstar Ariana Grande.
As a big fan, I found it incredibly bias, doesn't tell you anything new and has 3 of the most wooden talking heads I've seen in my life. Buy the music and watch the music videos this has no connection to the singer. Poor documentary.
Queen of Swords (2000)
The Greatest Hero
Tess Santiago plays the Masked heroine of the title.
The Queen Of Swords is the greatest swords person the world has ever known, a superheroine of her times is also a badass happy to beat up all the bad guys.
So superior that the townsfolk believes that she is a guy, men shiver in her presence fearing that she will end them and save the damsel.
Girls swoon in her presence longing to kiss the lips of the masked heroine they call the Queen Of Swords.
The greatest tv series of all time setting up the superhero revolution that would soon follow, the only heroine that Batman,Superman and the entire marvel universe would bend a knee before and announce that she is truly the master.
Thrilling, sexy, boy breaking, classic!!!
Onechanbara: The Movie (2008)
One Woman Vs The World
Onechanbara: Aya the world's greatest warrior, this superpowered Princess would have taken out Thanos in seconds had the avengers bothered to call.
In a world of Zombies created by a mad scientist and a little sister who murdered her father. Now with her trusty man servant she protects and a gun toting badass biker chick, Aya will save the world the only way she knows violence and pain! Don't get in her way, you were warned!
Survival Knife (2016)
Danielle Donahue Warrior Unbound
I'll start by saying that the script isn't great and the acting is dreadful. It should be 0/10 had it not been for the gorgeous Danielle Donahue, luckily the actor with the main role carries this movie. A fantastic performance that I would like to see more of with a script and far better co-actors. She saves the film from a dud to a potential, if she works as hard getting on better projects that she clearly does in the gym as proven by her glistening abs then the only way is up.
Queen of Swords (2000)
The Greatest Hero
Tess Santiago plays the Masked heroine of the title.
The Queen Of Swords is the greatest swords person the world has ever known, a superheroine of her times is also a badass happy to beat up all the bad guys.
So superior that the townsfolk believes that she is a guy, men shiver in her presence fearing that she will end them and save the damsel.
Girls swoon in her presence longing to kiss the lips of the masked heroine they call the Queen Of Swords.
The greatest tv series of all time setting up the superhero revolution that would soon follow, the only heroine that Batman,Superman and the entire marvel universe would bend a knee before and announce that she is truly the master.
Thrilling, sexy, boy breaking, classic!!!
Artemis Fowl (2020)
Holly Short: Warrior Fairy
This is a Disney movie, not the domain of bookworms or internet nerds. It's a fun production with great acting from Lara McDonnell who is the standout performance with her part 'Holly'. Like a fairy Superheroine she saves the day, Artemis could do with a better actor as he is a little wooden. Look forward to a Holly spin off.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)
Gretel Season
Gemma Atherton is scintillating as Witchbuster Gretel, whilst Jeremy Renner brings a comedic edge sidekick Hansel. All decked out in leather, kicking ass and taking names Gretel is the ultimate warrior for modern times. Simply stunning!