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Spirit Hunter: La Llorona (2004)
Disgrace to humanity
I really wish there was a rating lower than a 1 on this site. I have seen many terrible films in my lifetime of watching horror movie, and none of them can even compare to this monstrosity. This is only my second review on IMDb, and I really only write reviews if there aren't any for a film, but this one was so god-awful that I had to. I'm not even sure how it's possible for a movie to be this bad, because it clearly wasn't the director's intention. Every single aspect of it is as bad as it could possibly be: terrible acting, horrible dialogue, horrendous cinematography, atrocious editing, awful plot, appalling lighting, abominable audio, and laughable special effects. Apparently the budget is an estimated $10,000. I estimate that Cruz decided to keep $9,900 for himself. Also, it took 10 YEARS to edit. How is that even possible? Was writer/director/producer/editor/actor Cruz trying to win an award for the worst thing ever made? Whatever you do, just don't watch this movie, even if this review interests you. It's not even so bad it's good bad, or laughably bad, or fun to watch bad, or needed to watch to see how bad a movie can be bad, it's just really, really, really bad.
Monster Lab (2021)
First three episodes are great, after that it's average
Pretty good series from Hunter Hancock aka MeatCanyon. I like the art, monster designs, and creativity. The first three episodes were very entertaining and after that is kinda average.
Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill - Behind the Scenes (2004)
Bad movie, OK documentary
This is a short documentary showing the making of Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill. While I did not care for the film, I thought the documentary was alright, and it was cool to see behind the scenes of an indie horror film. My only criticism is that the quality of the documentary could have been better.