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Dark Harvest (2023)
The worst movie and the weirdest
This was the weirdes, grousome and weirdest movie. The town is forcing the boys to starve for days and then these boys are killing each other in a run to kill some sci-fi creature which is killing them?! This movie is such a disgusting and weird movie. I wonder who is the psychopath who created this and the other psychopaths helping in making this movie and other liking it. The story makes 0 sense, too many random actors and little action. An of course there had to be some love story which played more than the action. Like them 2 making out while the streets in the whole town are literally full of blood. Save yourself the time and don't watch this. It is a waste of time with no sense.
Talk to Me (2022)
A total miss and a waste of my time
I made the mistake to watch this idiotic Australian movie suggested by my clearly not so stable mentally friend, this movie with a low budget and with very annoying and messed up teenagers as so called actors which was a joke. The acting is bad, there is no logic, why only some people get in trouble while others who were involved too just disappeared from the story and have nothing else to show . As always it focuses on someone who's parent died pathetic and expected. And it focuses on someone who is losing it and going crazy, becoming a killer. What a pathetic movie with a pathetic and expected ending.
Triangle of Sadness (2022)
Very boring, Who cares about Cannes?
My friend insisted to watch this crap, it was so boring and annoying to be honest, who cares that this movie was premeried at Cannes in France? I still prefer Hollywood movies this movie was so boring with annoying actors and no story, no action, endless boring chatter with behaviour not even me would put up with. If you care about your time don't waste your time on this movie. The positive reviews I'm sure are from those who were either paid to leave a good review or are just weird boring people. I won't give spoilers so this comment won't be marked with the spoiler alert warning but please read the plot on Wiki, you'll see how boring like a random book this is.
Non mi uccidere (2021)
Don't waste your time
Don't waste your time, this is the worst movie ever. The effects are so bad and the logic is 0. So zombies can drive and behave and look normal and become officers like heroes like what the heck is this s..t. The story is for teenagers with few brain cells who can tolerate this, with that laim love story between 2 ugly af people with bad names. Also the acting was bad and so called fractures looked like cheap make up. Being in italian didn't help either and made the movie more hard to watch and more hard to commit to the end. Netflix is just adding more and more cheap bad movies like this. Trust the 2 stars although it should be -2!!
Uncoupled (2022)
Disappointed
Disappointed as always by Netflix. The whole season ended with many questions unanswered. And the whole thing was a bit too much talking about the same subject and less action. But the bigger disappointment is that the whole season ended with the biggest questions left unanswered. We should just cancel Netflix, not worth it having so many series with 1 season only and wasting time, like reading only half of a book then throw it away......................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................................................
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Very poorly made. Wish avan georgia wasn't in it.
The movie was poorly made. A downgrade from the previous movies. The most annoying thing was probably avan Georgia being in this movie from Nickelodeon and the main actress being replaced by someone "younger" . The actors were acting good ish but following a poor script and very less action, more chit chat telenovelas.
Aftermath (2021)
Such a mess. A copy of the boy 1
Such a mess. Some r Bad actors. Too many stories on top of each other. This movie doesnt even know what to be. Thriller not horror. And like always the characters are stupid and do stupid things no one with some common sense would do. Exactly a copy of The Boy.
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
Bit long but worth it
Well the movie doesn't have great reviews but it was ok, disturbing and scary with paranormal activity. There are few things that could have been done better but my opinion. With all the series it does drags a bit for 1h of talk and fee scares until the last 30 minutes.
It Chapter Two (2019)
What a joke, better a scary movie than this
3 hours of a joke of a movie. They grew up to be weak, scared and stupid. The whole movie is a joke. Bad actors, I felt I'm watching a Telenovela not a movie, this whole thing was like a scary movie, more jokes than serious stuff. AND could not let 1 movie without Jews in it trying to push their religion ??
Brightburn (2019)
Weak, makes me not liking children
Disturbing and pessimistic. Also weak idea, who is coming up with these crappy ideas? The movie was annoying, I cant spoil it for you but read on wikipedia's the plot and decide if u still want to waste your time.
Das Privileg (2022)
Waste of time like most movies on Netflix
This was such a huge waste of time. 2 hours I'll never get back. Some silly movie for teenagers. Dragging the whole 2 hours til the end where everything within 20 minutes happens and that's it. Nothing wow, boring, low budget, bad effects, weird stuff. Read the story on wkipedia and also read the reviews here before u want to watch.
Archive 81 (2022)
Like many series ends leaving space of hope for season 2.
So of course they made many silly mistakes that a person with some lofe experience and common sense wouldn't do, and the whole thing yes it kinda drags and the whole series and at the end rushes and it ends with many many questions, ends quick and like many other series they leave space for season 2 which probably won't air if the public didnt like it. I feel like it was a huge waste of time. If u make a series make it properly. Disappointed but had to waste some time by watching this.
Pyewacket (2017)
Waste of time
Was more psychological than horror. Check the story on wikipedia. It's dragging and the last 30 mins some action then many questions left unanswered. No ghosts here just a crazy girl.
The Ritual (2017)
Good and disturbing
Was a good movie, disturbing but good although the ending could have been better. Had to set german language with English subtitles, their accent was annoying.
The Midnight Man (2016)
Bad acting
Seing that old actress tought would be good and it looked promising but the others were really bad actors and the story started too soon too quick with no build up story. Whatever happens to them they deserve it cuz of how stupid theyr r in the movie.
Red Notice (2021)
U really think italians would have that fictional 3rd egg that was found in Egypt lmao
The acring is a bit off and pushed, looks like Dwayne
needs some extra money lately. Too much silly talk instead of action. And If the eggs were found in Egypt what does Italy have to do with this lol, they have no interest in Egypt, would have made some sense if the egg was stored in a museum in London cuz the british were into this stuff. But I guess americans are obsessed with Italy for some reason, as an European there isn't much exciting in Italy lol.
Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)
Very low and badly made
Was very bad, u could tell the actors were faking it, there was too much talking which made the movie cheap and forced, and why would u put british accent in the movie? The original had only american english, we all know how "funny" the english are. The kid is trying to hard to be part of it and to be honest is an obese kid which is not cute.
Love and Monsters (2020)
So so, teenage drama
The movie was ok, nice effects but the non romantic story kinda was fast forwarded and the whole movie became about a teenage trying to find his girlfriend from high school and him running from monsters in an endless forest.
The Convent (2018)
Such a fail
Was painful to watch and finish, so fake, so silly, so cheap.
Fear Street: 1666 (2021)
All 3 movies lack of logic alot
My God these 3 movies are so bad, no logic, people magically can survive after 5 stabs and walk properly after they're bones r hanging out of their leg, some weird teleportation back in time. Whoever likes this needs to go to school more cuz they lack of capacity to think. Who was the idiot who wrote the story lol, makes no sense at all.
Fear Street: 1978 (2021)
Lacks of logic alot
No logic in this movie and the actors r trying but in real life you won't act or being able to behave like they do in the movie. It's just a disturbing movie for teenagers that lacks of logic trust me. It's like scream and scary movie all 3 parts.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Good movie but no logic
The movie was good but in many things lack of logic. Since they can go back in time why dont they just go back in time over and over to save more people and replant how to do things. Simple. Bit disappointed with the logic to be honest, I've noticed the lack of that in the 1st 30 mins, and instead if using guns to defend they could have come up with better ways like blades to cut off stuff into pieces and what happens to dont change things in the past or the future will get affected? Yeah no logic here at all, I believe this movie was made by war and guns fanatics for a less educated audience.
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)
We laughed, so cheap
The others were better than this one. Me and my friends actually laughed at the end. What kind of demons kill with a knife and stabbing while everyone was running around lmao. The so called demons were some guys wearing black hoodies and masks. Was so cheap and ketchup everywhere not blood lol, such a huge fail ...
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)
better than many Netflix movies.
I've skipped watching this for a while cuz if the reviews but I've decided to watch it and it was good, gave me good scares and I'm sure I'll remember this movie. Apart from the silly "talk show" the movie gives u good scares, it's better than many Netflix "horror " movies.
The Borderlands (2013)
Meh... boring
Boring, alot of talking and the whole action happens in the last 20 mins of the movie. I knew I shouldn't expect much but left a small review so u know if u want to play something in the background while using ur phone this movie is good for that lol.