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The Open House (2018)
Save yourself! Don't watch it!
Open House spends nearly the whole movie developing the characters only to have them tortured and violently killed. That's all I'll say.
Malevolent (2018)
Draws you in, then tortures you...
At first this movie seems like any other, it has an introduction, shows us the characters, an inciting moment, they go to investigate a house, but, it all goes downhill two-thirds of the way into the movie when all of the sudden the characters are all being violently killed off one by one and getting tortured for fifteen minutes of the film. What kind of a movie draws you in for over an hour and then suddenly turns on you and starts violently and sadistically torturing the characters you've invested your interest and time into. This movie is malevolent.
Little House on the Prairie: Troublemaker (1976)
Pa breaks the stick
This is one of my favorite episodes of Little House. Mr. Crabapple is a strict teacher and he instills fear into the poor innocent students of the Walnut Grove public school system, unlike the easy going Ms. Beetle. Laura is wrongly accused by the Olesons and as always justice and rightness prevails.
The Christmas Switch (2014)
Stands out...
Of all the low-budget, mass-produced Christmas specials out there this one stands out. The Christmas Switch feels like like an original story. The acting is mediocre at best, but the story is actually watchable. This movie has a good message and good characters for a Christmas special. I would recommend this if you're looking for decent Christmas specials.
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Yes, I hate the MCU.
Superhero overload, nostalgia fest, part of a longterm plan by Disney to take over the world. The directors of this movie don't make good movies. This is a waste of money by producers who could've put their money and time towards actual good storytelling.
In the end, I just wish movies like this didn't exist so we could have more great movies and not just mass produced superhero garbage.
Christmas Town (2008)
The true meaning of Christmas revealed...
Christmas Town is about a single, workaholic mom, Elizabeth, who reluctantly goes to see her estranged dad after he has mysteriously moved to a suspiscious town called Hollyville, a town entirely dedicated to and obsessed with the Christmas holiday.
When Elizabeth and her son, Mason, arrive at Hollyville, Elizabeth is surprised to see her once success-driven, banker dad working as a cook at the local cafe. Elizabeth is shocked and dismayed that her dad is happier and jollier than ever. Something is obviously up.
The owner of the cafe, local favorite, Kevin, played by none other than, Patrick Muldoon, makes it his ambition to claim the heart of single mother Elizabeth. The energy between the two is one-sided, as creepy Kevin relentlessly tries to woo Elizabeth.
Things take a turn for the worse when Elizabeth's son, Mason, starts putting his nose where it doesn't belong, at the shady, secretive N.P. Enterprises, a corrupt industrial shipping and manufacturing complex that profits abundantly off of the commercialization of Christmas.
Just when you thought there was no plot to this Christmas catastrophe, it all comes together on Christmas Eve when Elizabeth finally learns that everything she knows is wrong and that everything she ever needed was in a small mountain town in northern California.