cl-50278 Reviews

Unhappy (2021)

Tons of action

[1/10 · 29 January 2021]

I loved how the characters interacted, how the camera moves, all the action, fast cuts...just kidding, this movie contain none of it.

The budget was probably less than your average youtube clip and talent was out of town, when this was shot via cellphone cam.

A friend gave me his copy of the DVD. Now I know why he gave it away and we're not friends anymore. I didn't know how long 17 minutes can be

The Curse of the White Woman (2016)

Who are these people?

[1/10 · 28 November 2020]

There is a reason, why this accident never got a release. Some of the worst looking actors (which is an offense to all real actors) combine to tell a terrible story. Awful, plain awful

Poltergeister Experiment (2020)

This is not even a movie

[1/10 · 28 November 2020]

Not much to say here. About 10 random people spend some time together in a basement. This is not a movie, not a tv-series and nothing happens, nothing

Break (2019)

Frozen

[5/10 · 9 December 2019]

It's impossible to talk about this movie, without talking about Frozen from Adam Green. This is the Russian version of Frozen and while it is not really bad, it's not good either.

Phonomanie (2019)

It's low budget, but enjoyable

[4/10 · 4 December 2019]

This one has slasher written all over and if you like that, you might enjoy Phonomanie.

The movie is very low budget and all actors are amateurs, but I haven't seen good acting in any slasher recently. Phonomanie is full of references and that adds something. This is certainly not a great movie, but it doesn't have to invent the wheel to be some gory fun. I enjoyed it

Sturmgewehr (2019)

Couldn't be any worse

[1/10 · 3 December 2019]

This movie is ridiculous and it tries way too hard. It's 30 minutes of nothing and another 30 of wannabe-torture with unintentionally funny scenes.

One of the girls is a decent actress, but all male actors are awful.

The international poster and title are nice (much better than the German version), but don't get fooled, the scene from the poster is not even in the movie.

Avoid at all costs!

Pestilenz (2019)

Homemade movie

[2/10 · 21 June 2019]

I didn't expect much and that was what I got. This one was obviously shot on a tiny budget but since the same can be said about The Blair Witch Project and Paranormal Activity that's usually not an issue with found footage movies. But who does found footage 2019? Only people with a lack of money and ideas. The story contains nothing new, beside some ridiculous turns and the acting is horrible. I will never understand why people still cast Thomas Goersch who proves over and over he can't act to save his life.