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Snow Day (2022)
Whoever produced this has obviously NEVER experienced a "snow day"
I grew up in snow. The conditions shown in this move come nowhere close to those required for a "snow day". There was barely an inch or two of snow on the ground, and no snow was falling whatsoever. A real snow day involved at least an 8 inch accumulation and white-out blizzard conditions. A snow day is only called when the conditions are life-threatening. I went to school all the time in conditions far worse than those shown in this movie.
And what parent doesn't know how to pick a set of toy handcuffs?
Also, the girl waiting on the ice for the boy to show up, what happened to her skates? She was wearing skates when he showed up, then is suddenly dancing in ordinary boots. Where is the continuity officer on the set?
(The city has ONE snowplow? Hardly.)
The Christmas Dragon (2014)
This is what happens when you give the LDS "roadshow" kids a slightly bigger budget
Cheesy overacting and implausible fight scenes. Exceedingly Caucasian cast, not a believable peasant in the bunch. I was amused by the background "angry villager" with the frozen cheesy duck-face sneer who held it throughout the dialog! Good for 5 year old kids! Looks like it was cast by a guy who promised parts to all his kid's friends and their parents while at a backyard barbecue in Utah. Very family friendly, not a single offensive word or action in the entire thing. Even the names I could make out on the list were very white-bread middle America names. And the dragon understands human speech, after never having been near a human ever?