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The Golden Compass (2007)
WTF? ending
You may think that from my summary that I'm about to slate it.
But I'm not; I can honestly say that I enjoyed this film. It looked spectacular and it was incredibly well acted. A very enjoyable family film. If you haven't read the book then I'd probably give this film a 9/10
I didn't mind it when the Alethiometer was aka'd as a golden compass (it is not a compass - read the British publication 'Northern Lights') and there were a few little differences that were perfectly acceptable to make the film work.
But anyone who sees this after ever reading the book will hear the victorious monologue and hear the triumphant music and you'll be begging it not to end - why? Because it's to early!
In the book they find Lyra's father who then kills Roger and opens the way into the universe that holds the subtle knife. Yes it would have been a sadder ending but it's the correct ending nonetheless. It's how it should have ended, not just to please the many who have read and loved the book, but also to make the sequel make sense.
I still recommend this film to be seen and I will definitely watch 'The Subtle Knife' when it arrives, but now you're prepared.
PS. look out for the rat ;)
Doctor Who (2005)
Regenerated!
Unlike most people who've commented, I was born after the last Sylvester Mccoy Episode and so couldn't have compared the two centuries of doctor who at first. I thoroughly enjoyed it when Christopher Eccleston took control of the TARDIS and the continuation of the series. I have, since then, seen old episodes of Doctor Who and some where great, but, like the doctor, the series needed to regenerate to continue. The 21st century doctor who's are great, I thought Martha was great, almost a match for the doctor and if Jack's appearance is anything to go by, she's going to be brilliant when she cameos in series 4 or 5.
Speaking of Jack, the spin of, Torchwood is also brilliant and you should watch both of these programmes (though this is definitely more suitable for kids). However, if you insist that this isn't the same and just isn't Doctor Who, please, just stay in your basement.
10/10
Last Action Hero (1993)
sort of a spoof, sort of brilliant
This film is brilliant, it takes the concept of one of those huge, explosive action films and constantly makes fun off it with observation between the movie world and reality which aren't recognised by the characters. One, less than subtle example is a police officer who is a cartoon cat, which to jack slater is perfectly acceptable. Having said that, action fans will love it because it is packed with fast, fun action.
Surpprisingly, Arnold Schwarzenegger was very good at comedy in this film, as well as bringing his trademark action. He took the mickey out of himself with terminator references and not being about to pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, which obviously he didn't write but well done to the big guy for the delivery. The magic ticket was an interesting way of getting the film going and it is absolutely brilliant when fantasy meets reality and this is an absolutely brilliant film, if you like, humour and action, WATCH THIS FILM!
Zeruda no densetsu Towairaito purinsesu (2006)
Legendary
I must confess that I am not a Zelda expert, this was the first 3D Zelda game I've ever played (I have played a few GBS Zelda titles though so it completely new to me) but it was pure brilliance.
It plays so well with the Wii's controls and the story is so deep and it is so satisfying to figure out the next step. It will also lull you into a false sense of security, you'll think it's a peaceful moment when suddenly, something thrilling and unexpected happens and the plot thickens.
It looks great, the story keeps you playing and it makes the Nintendo Wii a must have just so you can play this game. Well done Nintendo!
Eragon (2006)
Spectacular
Before I actually comments on this film I'd like to make it clear I haven't read the book and cannot compare. However, if you haven't read the book ether then this will hopefully make you want to see this great film.
The visuals were stunning and it was acted really well. It started off a little bit slow but was necessary but when the action starts it's definitely worth the wait. The only problem I had was with the actor who played King Galbatorix. He spoke with an obvious American accent that just didn't portray the evil that this character was. Fortunately he didn't have too many lines so it was forgivable.
I thoroughly enjoyed this film.
Click (2006)
Far more than just fart jokes
I'm a big Adam Sandler fan and went in to this film to see funny jokes, a big of slapstick and of coarse, yelling. But this film gave me so much more than that, and not just the amazing special effects! It was riotously funny from the start but it didn't compromise the story. You got to understand all of the characters and when Christopher Walken's character Morty gives Adam Sandler's character Michael Newman the Universal remote he slowly learns it's power with the audience. I also want to mention how great an actor Henry Winkler is (which may surprise the casual 'Happy Days' Viewer). He's very funny and brilliantly portrays the poignant dramatic scenes. Yes, this is a comedy drama that actually has real emotion, so much so that I actually cried a little near the end. It's very powerful and gives this film a great moral overtone. There is still of coarse the farting and sex jokes which are funnier than you might think. Also, all the supporting cast perform excellently adding to the comedy and the drama perfectly when need. Most importantly, there are some scorching hot babes in the film as well.
So there's riotous comedy, special effects, poignant drama, wonderful acting and sexy babes including Kate Beckinsale, I give it 10 stars because they won't let me have any more starts so please, go and see this film, I can't make it any clearer how great it is!
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Non Stop laughter, hilarious
Get your snack and your drink but be careful, this film will make you want to wet yourself laughing but you won't want to go to the toilet for the fear of missing a single hilarious second. This is the perfect film for anybody who wants to laugh and laugh and laugh. All of the characters bring a different type of humour with them and it all works brilliantly and the car race action is awesome. I am in no way a NASCAR fan but it's great ether if your watching the cars zooming passed or the hilarious quips and situations after the race. It's ingeniously written from the minds of two crazy comics and if the person sitting next to you isn't laughing their head off then check their pulse, they must be dead. Enjoy!
My Dad's the Prime Minister (2003)
It gets my vote
I saw this on a aeroplane at midnight and my laughs probably woke up all of the other passengers. I'd heard of the show but never watched it on TV. I didn't even know it was actually be a comedy. But almost as soon as it started I knew that it was definitely a comedy and a bloody funny one at that. Now that I've seen just one episode I deeply regret not watching it sooner it's witty, satirical and brilliant laugh out loud moments, hilarious. It will definitely make you laugh (unless you happen to be the prime minister). The other characters, luckily, are not based on Tony Blairs actual family so all of the actors brings their own funny way about them, and for any young boys who might watch this show, his daughter's hot!
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Cut throat cool
Now, the English critics haven't been particularly nice to this film, most of the reviews have been average at best. However, reviews don't deter me and I saw it with my mates hoping it would be as cool as the first two films which were amazing, even for those who weren't familiar with it before, (I was but that's not important.) It started and guess what, it was wicked. It shows Jean Grey as a little girl lifting up all the cars it the street with her mind preparing you for the awesome powers of Phoenix. You meet new characters and witness important character development in your faves, (the ones you're bored of get killed off). It's clever, funny and action packed, as long as you've seen the other then you'll love it and want to use your popcorn to suffocate the stiffs who didn't appreciate it's greatness. Soo cool!
The Robinsons (2005)
Where'd it go!?
Well I watched this show and thought, this is good, this is funny and then it stopped. I was disappointed at this because I liked it. It had some great lines likes, "But she licked your nipples!" Which was shouted at Martin Freeman's character (Ed Robinson) by his dad. I guess that the odd sexual nature of the show was one of the reasons why they cancelled it, well I think they cancelled it, you know how the BBC are. If you don't, well, it's run by prudes. But anyway, some other things I remember from it was Eds sister who shagged her dad it one of the early episodes, she mistook him for her boyfriend, Oh dear. I think anyone who has a fairly open-minded scene of humour and doesn't mind strong language should try and hunt this down and see what you think.