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Primeval (2007)
You've gotta be kidding
It's funny, this movie had two subplots but not an actual plot to keep it going. One about a killer crocodile and one about oppression in Africa. Yet neither is what you went to see the movie for. I expected a human serial killer movie with African attributes, not Jaws. From step one I was hoping that the crocodile was a red hearing, but alas. The movie even eluded to how much it was going to suck by the first scene where the actor says "nobody watches shows about alligators" (paraphrased). And as if to let the audience know this was simply a recycled Jaws the cameraman said "This is Jaws baby". Don't waste your time or money even renting it, let it go, don't contribute to such blatant deceit in movie advertising. I actually left the movie angry.
Yeogo goedam 3: Yeowoo gyedan (2003)
Embarrassed to say that I was scared...
I was hanging out in Seoul when this movie was in the theaters there. Not speaking a word of Korean I randomly picked a movie to watch, which was this one. So I go in with my number one combo of popcorn, coke and fried squid and sit down to watch the movie. OMG for not knowing what was really going on at all I was scared out of my gourd. Mind you I was 24 at the time 6'1 200 lbs and was sitting there saying to myself 'oh god that sound means the ghost is coming, I think I have to fix my hair in front of my face as my hand coincidentally covers my eyes...' Trying to be discreet as possible about diverting my attention as the ghosts unrelentlessly appear in the scenes. The movie was cinematographically done awesome, the sound in perfect harmony with a horror movie and if you can watch it on the big screen with surround sound flooding you, you'll probably be sleeping with the lights on at night. Unfortunately I talked to a couple of friends of mine who saw the subtitled version in the privacy of their own home and said it was hardly scary and actually reminiscent of Nickalodians "Are You Afraid of the Dark". But when I saw it I was saying 'Oh sweet lord I'm going to die of a freakin heart attack if this movie doesn't end soon.'