Nolamoviedude

Batman and Robin is completely awful or it's a genius work of art. If this is like Gremlins 2 and bad on purpose then it's genius but my inclination is that it just plain bad. I think everyone was in on the joke except the director Joel Schumacher. Clooney, Uma and Arnold must have ready the script and said "This is godawful but they are paying me a butt load of money so here we go"

Instead of giving a summary of the movie, I'll just give a few goofy observations

-How many cold puns can Mr. Freeze(Arnold Schwarzenegger) have?

-Is there a worse actor than Chris O'Donnell and was he the only one who thought this was great?

-How creepy is Batgirl(Alicia Silverstone) and Alfred's relationship? They are holding hands, she comes to tuck him in bed while stroking his hair. Creepy!

-Cool cameos from Jesse Ventura as Mr. Freeze's bodyguard and Vivica A. Fox as a snow bunny Ms. B. Haven

-Why is Bane dressed up like an overgrown luchador wrestler? He looks like something more fitting for an after school Nickelodeon show like The Goosebumps. They even have the horrible sound effects when he beats up dudes in fluorescent paint.

-Poison Ivy dies via Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors

-George Clooney actually isn't a terrible Batman

-Are the bat nipples in Batman's suit because of how cold Mr Freeze keeps it? Now this is a cheesy pun we needed and didn't get.

So I have finally gotten around to watching Planet Earth after seeing it ranked as the Top ranked TV show of all time on IMDB's list. My observations are simply. The producers/directors did an amazing job of getting high definition gorgeous footage of animals in their natural habitat. The footage is absolutely beautiful buuuuuut....other than that this is basically just Wild Kingdom or any Animal Planet show. It's not entertaining in an exhilarating way. It's just pretty to look at which makes for a tough time watching 11- 49 minute episodes.

So I go back to my headline. This is the equivalent of dating an uninteresting hot girl. Sure she's great to look at but after awhile you need some substance.