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My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: The Hearth's Warming Club (2018)
By far one of the most horrible episodes of the show
Great job making Twilight and Rainbow Dash look like absolute villains and painting the students as the underdogs instead. Remind me who this show is about? Oh yeah, that's right! The mane six (and of course their side characters sometimes).
I already despise the concept of a friendship school with every fiber of my being, given that this show started with the idea that friendship is something you learn along the way, rather than something you're taught in a strict technical school. What is this nonsense anyways? They're teaching friendship like it's a trade skill. It's the most cold and odd thing to come from the show, and it makes the entire show feel like a different one.
I'm sick of the focus on these six students. First of all, we only met them a whole 8 seasons in, and secondly, they're all kids and have no interesting personalities. They serve as our new 'protagonists' when the show is supposed to be about the mane six. I don't care about these kids and I certainly don't want to follow them while the mane six are portrayed as the antagonists. At least the Cutie Mark Crusaders are really funny. These students though bore me to tears.
Also, why would Twilight try to make them all stay home for Hearth's Warming Eve? That's not fair, and she should know that kind of thing by now. I'm sure she has some kind of magic to clean up the mess anyway, and yeah, I get that she was trying to teach them a lesson, but I'm sure she also has some kind of magic to figure out who did it, but then I guess we wouldn't have this episode, would we?
Zapped (2014)
"durr hurr phones are bad"
This movie.
Not only is it incredibly sexist and degrading toward men, but I think the worst part of all is the Jackson character. He's a cardboard-cut-out pretentious beanie-wearing hipster white boy who constantly talks about how "everyone is always on their phone" and "phones are bad" and, my personal favorite, "I don't even own a phone." In fact, I don't want to call him the worst part of the movie, if anything, he's the best part, because it's just so laughable. Especially the part where he's reading To Kill A Mockingbird in the park and acting like he's so knowledgeable and poetic for even reading such a book.
Don't watch this movie. Unless you want to laugh at it.