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Way of the Vampire (2005)
My Trip To Tim Hortons
This movie was so bad that the words "This sucks. Let's go to Tim Horton's" were actually uttered.
What's more, there are extra features on the DVD! Woot. Woot. If you're hard up for a pretentious, over-sexed, already washed up greasy has been, watch them. He'll tell you all about how he's loved being a Vam-PY-re, and mentions "switching his brain off" as his major tip for successful acting. Watch "Way of the Vampire" and you'll catch his method in action.
And, because apparently a review has to be 10 lines long; here's a plot summary (note that it's not that extensive for a reason): -Van Helsing kills Dracula -Dracula's Butt Monkey gets it on with Van Helsing's wife -Van Helsing kills his adulterous spouse because she's all vamped out. -Van Helsing Lives for 100 years -Vampires kill people -Van Helsing kills vampires -You finally here some dialouge -You give up and go to Tim Hortons.