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Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)
Great sequel for all ages!
It is rare that I like anything let alone as much as I like this movie and it's predecessor!
Yes, like any piece of media it has its faults. One fault is plot inconsistencies (ie. the fact that a glitch can't leave their game yet she does even though she's still a glitch... Other miniscule ones as well). Also moments that can be conceived as modern feminist propaganda by extra sensitive people though the things that happen do make sense in the given contexts they occur so i would disagree. Finally it would have been great for other main characters to learn lessons like greatfullness in the end as well. In the end though it's strengths far outweigh these flaws! It's fun and upbeat with many jokes that land. It's also a fine example of how to make a powerful female character even if she is secondary instead of a political one. Finally, it's message of friendship is one that is dealt with in a solid way that even adults could learn from though typically from a more special kind of friend. Either way great movie, great message, great fun, great songs, and great greatness.
Now stop reading my boring review and go watch it
Santa Stole Our Dog: A Merry Doggone Christmas! (2017)
ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!
There is no way anyone in their right mind could possibly believe this is good. It has awful actors who can't even seem to talk naturally let alone professionally (they literally sound like they are reading off the script for the first time as they are speaking on screen). It also premieres Horrid CGI, made even worse by the fact that most of it is unnecessary like the little elf, or lazy like the clipping of snowflake's thighs over the fireplace. In the end this movie is a chore to get through that you can literally feel yourself getting dumber as you watch. Watch elf with your children instead.
Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
The embodiment of everything wrong with humanity
This boring uninspired dribble is truly awful. Furthermore, from the pigs screwing over the good guys while otherwise doing no good, to the original submissive nature of the vigilantes after being harmed makes for one seriously annoying view. On the other hand it at least portrays humanity as it truly is... A soul sucking parasitic life form with no right to exist!
Justice League (2017)
A soulless awful rip off of various fat better Marvell films.
You can add this to the vast list of DC films that are a chore to watch! From inconsistent character development to simply ripping off Marvell this film is an epic disaster. Go watch the avengers and x-men instead f thank me later.
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Spoilers ahead!
First in case i sounded like a marvel fanboy I'm not. I enjoyed several DC films such as Smallville, most of the batman films especially when played by heath ledgers. However, something changed in DC a few years ago and now they mostly roll out garbage such as batman vs superman, man of steal, the suicide squad, this movie, etc. Etc. Etc.! The fanboys who rated this highly should be ashamed for Heavens sake there is a scene where superman flies his girl to a farm so she can tell him he smells good. This was so blatantly ripped from avengers 1. There was another scene where flash ran around doing nearly the exact same thing quicksilver did in x-men days of future past. The list goes on. Now plenty of movies mimic others but I have never seen one that so blatantly and poorly does it while trying to pretend it's original. The point is this is a godawful movie, an abomination of epic proportions that was so bad I literally just threw it away in the trash where it belongs! You should to!