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Remember when everyone said this was the greatest sci-fi movie ever? Well, buckle up for some REAL red pills!

The Plot: Machines: "Let's use humans as batteries!" Basic Physics: "Am I a joke to you?" Tesla: *rolling in grave*

The Logic:

• Machines with infinite energy: "Let's waste 70% of it keeping humans alive!"
• Also Machines: "We're so smart!"
• Everyone: "Makes total sense!"

Morpheus's Explanations: "The Matrix was weaker." Me: "How?" Morpheus: "Because... sunglasses."

Character Development: Trinity: *kicks butt* Neo: *kicks butt* Script: "Now kiss!" Love Story: 10/10 would kick butt again

The Famous Kiss Scene: Neo: *dies* Trinity: *kisses* Neo: "I know kung fu... again!" Disney Princess Movies: "Hey, that's our move!"

The Soundtrack: Composer: *makes generic action music* Everyone: "MASTERPIECE!" Me: *still waiting for memorable tune*

Special Features Include:

• Philosophy 101 for Dummies
• "Spot the Plot Hole" Challenge (Impossible Level)
• How to Look Cool in Black Leather
• Advanced Sunglasses Wearing Techniques

Rating: 5/10 Red Pills

P. S. Please don't send agents after me for this review!!