kelvinselimor Reviews

Taxi (I) (2004)

Now in New York.

[6/10 · 28 March 2024]

Taxi (2004). Now in New York. The action-comedy "New York Taxi" is the story of an awkward lawman who enters into an unforgettable partnership with a consummate taxi driver in the fight against crime. The film is full of fun, incredible races and a series of ridiculous situations that make the viewer laugh to tears. Action-packed, hero-driven chases through the streets of New York make you want to find yourself in the middle of this wild action party. Talented actors like Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon create spirited and unpredictable characters who face twists and turns, making the film exciting and fun. "New York Taxi" is a film that will put you in a cheerful mood and charge you with positive emotions, leaving behind vivid memories of unexpected adventures on the streets of New York.

2012 (I) (2009)

A terrible disaster that did not happen.

[9/10 · 20 March 2024]

2012. A terrible disaster that did not happen. "2012" is a disaster film that impresses with its special effects and large-scale scenes of destruction. The plot is built around a hypothetical catastrophe associated with the end of the world in 2012, and gives the audience little opportunity to rest, taking them on a stunning adventure. The film presents viewers with incredible dramatic flights, the struggle for survival and human inspiration. Despite the predictable plot, director Roland Emmerich created a continuously tense atmosphere and gripping tension, skillfully infusing it into the plot. It reminds us of the fragility of humanity, evokes a sense of helplessness and at the same time inspires altruistic actions and solidarity. "2012" is a film that captivates with its grandeur and persistent reminder that the strongest feelings can arise in the most difficult times.

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)

Another quick story.

[9/10 · 17 March 2024]

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw. Another quick story. To some extent, this spin-off gave a new impetus to the Fast & Furious cinematic universe, adding a little more humor to it. Now these are not only pretentious heroes with even more pretentious speeches, but a mega epic action comedy. The duet of Luke Hobbs and Deckard Shaw is another humorous duet in the history of cinema. I hope there will be a continuation, given that there are very bold hints at this in the post-credits scenes. It is also worth noting the hero played by the magnificent Ryan Reynolds. His character (Victor Locke) adds a dash of humor to this film. Idris Elba, on the contrary, played a very interesting antagonist of the film.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Has evil won?

[10/10 · 29 February 2024]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1. Has evil won? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 is a thrilling and dark chapter in the saga of the young wizard. The film takes the viewer on the epic journey of Harry, Hermione and Ron beyond Hogwarts. The gloomy atmosphere, the rise of Voldemort, losses and fears make the plot even more exciting and tense. Viewers are immersed in the world of struggle between the forces of light and darkness, hard-won friendship and devotion. The film transforms the world of Harry Potter into something more mature and vital, emphasizing the complexity of the feelings and decisions of the main characters. "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1" is a canvas that brings new depth and intrigue, captivating the viewer on the way to the end of this amazing saga.

Fifty Shades Darker (2017)

Something is already more boring.

[6/10 · 29 February 2024]

Fifty Shades Darker. Something is already more boring. "Fifty Shades Darker" is a continuation of the erotic story that captures the viewer's attention with its bold plot and intriguing characters. The film continues the story of the complex and passionate relationship between Christian Gray and Ana Steele. It delves deeper into their personalities, confronting past demons and new challenges. Erotic scenes intertwined with dramatic moments create a tense atmosphere with many unpredictable twists and turns. The film immerses the viewer in a world of luxury, passion and risk, making you think about courage and desire. "Fifty Shades Darker" is a story that will not leave indifferent lovers of strong emotions and mysterious relationships.

Pretty Woman (1990)

Trains that will change your life.

[9/10 · 21 February 2024]

Pretty Woman. Trains that will change your life. A modern adult fairy tale about Cinderella, about how lucky a good girl can get an equally good guy and what will happen next... Everything depends on the princess and her prince. Julia Roberts is the real treasure of this film. Her character is truly funny, beautiful and very sweet. The character of Richard Gere, on the contrary, is very restrained for almost the entire film and his face occasionally shows only a slight smile, but as director Garry Marshall assures, this is how his hero should be. And Héctor Elizondo is, as always, a small but important highlight of the film. "Oh, Pretty Woman" will forever be a hit for the ages.

The Princess Diaries (2001)

A funny tale about a princess.

[9/10 · 20 February 2024]

The Princess Diaries. A funny tale about a princess. "The Princess Diaries" is a fairy tale story about the transformation of an ordinary girl into a real princess. The film appeals with its sensuality, humor and lesson that true beauty is not only appearance, but also kindness and sophistication. Anne Hathaway gives a wonderful performance as Mia, a teenager who discovers that she has royal roots. The film masterfully resonates with the real emotions and difficulties of adolescence, adding a dose of magic and extravaganza to it. It teaches about family values, friendship and selfless love, presenting the viewer with a tender and heartfelt story. "The Princess Diaries" is a fantasy that takes the viewer to a wonderful world where dreams come true and everything is possible. This film will be unforgettable for all fans of romantic comedies with sparkling humor and exquisite beauty.

Say Anything (1989)

For love to the end.

[9/10 · 20 February 2024]

Say Anything... For love to the end. "Say Anything..." is a true gem in the world of romantic comedies. The film presents a sincere and touching love story, full of emotions and genuine sincerity. Cameron Crowe created a world that instantly immerses the viewer in the atmosphere of first love and incredibly sincere feelings. The captivating chemistry between Lloyd Dobler and Diane Court captivates the viewer, and the unique musical atmosphere of the film adds a touch of nostalgia and romance. "Say Anything..." is a story that touches, makes you think and believe in the highest ideals of love. This film has become a classic of romantic comedy and deservedly remains in the hearts of audiences around the world.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

The little wizards have grown up.

[10/10 · 13 February 2024]

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The little wizards have grown up. "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" is a magical adventure that immerses the viewer in a world of magic and mystery. The sixth installment in the thrilling boy wizard franchise brings new depth and intrigue. Viewers are captivated by the philosophy of magic, the secrets of Voldemort and the tragic events of the past. The film contributes to the development of characters, revealing their inner world and drama, which makes the world around them more emotional and interesting. The unique atmosphere and superb special effects make Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince exciting and exciting, and it will undoubtedly leave a mark on the hearts of the audience.

Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019)

We need to put an end to it.

[5/10 · 3 February 2024]

Escape Plan: The Extractors. We need to put an end to it. Unfortunately, the further the franchise goes, the weaker the films become. If the first film was, without exaggeration, a very cool film about imprisonment, where the prison itself was truly interesting, then by the 3rd film it was already a castle of past centuries with iron bars. Come in whoever you want. Stole a key from a security guard? Goodbye, the exit is there. The most vivid thing I remember after watching it are the fight scenes with Max Zhang. He was very beautiful and somehow charismatically able to show excellent fight scenes. Everything else is boring and uninteresting. I hope they will put an end to this, and not part 4, where the prison will be a wooden house in the middle of a field.

New Year's Eve (2011)

Did you manage to get everything done in the past year?

[6/10 · 12 January 2024]

New Year's Eve. Did you manage to get everything done in the past year? Garry Marshall decided to repeat the strategy of his previous film "Valentine's Day" and therefore there is simply a huge number of celebrities in the new film (Halle Berry, Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker and even Jon Bon Jovi) and this is only 10% of the entire list. Again, many storylines await us, some of which are intertwined in order to eventually report back from 10 and celebrate the New Year. Unfortunately, all this could not hook me like the above-mentioned "Valentine's Day" and if I am happy to review it every year, then I am unlikely to return to "New Year's Eve".

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)

There should only be one Santa.

[7/10 · 30 December 2023]

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. There should only be one Santa. "The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause" is an exciting adventure that immerses viewers in a world of magic and celebration. The third installment of this popular franchise offers viewers even more fun and incredible adventures. The film features the eagerly anticipated return of Tim Allen as Santa Claus, who faces new challenges as he tries to keep the peace and holidays for everyone. The film not only makes viewers laugh, but also teaches the value of friendship, love and family values. The enchanting holiday atmosphere and memorable characters make The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause a wonderful choice for the whole family during the holidays.

Surviving Christmas (2004)

How to find a family for Christmas.

[7/10 · 30 December 2023]

Surviving Christmas. How to find a family for Christmas. The film "Surviving Christmas" offers viewers a witty comedy adventure that will give you a lot of positive emotions. The film tells the story of a wealthy young man who decides to rent the family home to create the perfect Christmas mood. The main character, played by the talented Ben Affleck, experiences many funny situations while trying to recreate the Christmas environment. The film captivates the viewer with a whirlwind of laughter and fun, and the talented cast provides incredible charisma to the characters. "Surviving Christmas" is an excellent choice for those who want to enjoy bright emotions and relax in the company of a humorous and well-presented movie.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966 TV Movie)

You are a banana skin Mr. Grinch.

[10/10 · 30 December 2023]

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! You are a banana skin Mr. Grinch. The animated classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Still remains one of the most beloved Christmas shows. This beautifully voiced illustration of happenings in Christmas City has been around for over half a century. The picturesque animation is complemented by excellent voice acting, musical accompaniment and scenery silhouettes, which creates an unforgettable holiday atmosphere for thousands of families around the world. This film about the adventures of the Grinch makes us smile from ear to ear, and also instills good feelings and faith in goodness. The combination of a captivating story, incredible animation and hilarious characters makes this movie perfect for all ages. Without a doubt, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Is a magnificent Christmas masterpiece.

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

Mrs. Claus needed.

[7/10 · 30 December 2023]

The Santa Clause 2. Mrs. Claus needed. "The Santa Clause 2" is a wonderful movie that embodies the spirit of Christmas. The film continues the story of Scott Calvin, who became Santa due to an unusual coincidence. In this part, he is faced with the problem of finding a wife, without whom he cannot fulfill his duties as Santa. But that's not the only thing that makes the film so exciting. Concurrent with this storyline, the main character must find a way to balance his job as Santa and his family responsibilities, including raising his son. The whole plot is superbly imbued with the spirit of the holiday, and it will give a lot of positive emotions to the viewer. There is a lot to love about this film: funny and touching moments, amazingly alive characters, beautiful snowy winter landscapes and a brilliant performance by Tim Allen. In addition, the film features excellent art direction and striking effects. "The Santa Clause 2" is a story about the importance of keeping the Christmas spirit alive even when you're busy, and this warm and touching story is sure to make you believe in miracles again.

Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)

The quality is getting worse and worse.

[5/10 · 30 December 2023]

Home Sweet Home Alone. The quality is getting worse and worse. Home Sweet Home Alone is a funny and touching story that puts a new spin on the classic Home Alone storyline. The film is about a boy accidentally left behind during a family vacation and his confrontation with two wily thieves. The unique atmosphere and humor remain the focus, but there is a new meaning and a modern update to the familiar plot. "Home Sweet Home Alone" not only brings a new take on a classic, but also fills the viewer with the warm feelings associated with the best family comedies. Funny and touching moments balance each other out.

War of the Worlds (2005)

The end of humanity.

[9/10 · 30 December 2023]

War of the Worlds. The end of humanity. The film "War of the Worlds" is an exciting film that perfectly conveys the atmosphere of panic and chaos in the face of a sudden alien attack. Director Steven Spielberg masterfully creates a tense and dramatic mood, and the special effects turn every scene into an unforgettable spectacle. Tom Cruise plays with passion and conviction as a desperate father trying to save his children during an alien invasion. The sequence of events makes the viewer glued to the screen, experiencing every tense moment. The picture perfectly conveys the atmosphere of chaos and fear of the unknown. "War of the Worlds" is not just a film about an alien invasion, it is a story about survival and family values in extremely difficult conditions. This blockbuster perfectly combines fast-paced action scenes with deep emotional moments and will be a real treat for sci-fi fans.

Commando (1985)

Anything for the sake of my daughter.

[9/10 · 30 December 2023]

Commando. Anything for the sake of my daughter. The film "Commando" is a brilliant representative of the action genre that will undoubtedly win the hearts of action movie fans. The film has extremely dynamic scenes, intense fights and chases, which creates an incredible atmosphere. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, he amazes the viewer with his charismatic image. His character, a former member of an elite military group caught in danger, relentlessly pursues a path of revenge to save his daughter, making him an incredibly compelling hero. The film takes the viewer into a continuous kaleidoscope of events, each of which is more exciting than the previous one. "Commando" has everything a true fan of the genre needs: an exhilarating story, insatiable shootouts and superbly choreographed action sequences. This film is an ideal choice for lovers of adrenaline adventures and real masculine action films.

Creed III (2023)

Mistakes of the past.

[8/10 · 6 December 2023]

Creed III. Mistakes of the past. The film "Creed III" is an exciting continuation of the story of the legendary Rokkian legacy. First-time director Michael B. Jordan skillfully combines fast-paced boxing matches with character development to make the film intense and entertaining. Michael B. Jordan is once again excellent as Adonis Creed, but this time he is not only boxing, but also searching for his place in the world. The masterfully choreographed fight scenes and emotional depth of the characters make each fight meaningful, and the film brings new life to martial arts cinema. "Creed III" explores themes of family, identity and personal courage. In addition, the film successfully combines new dynamic characters with familiar historical plots, allowing the viewer to plunge into an exciting journey of training, fame and betrayal. "Creed III" is not only a sequel, but also a new era in the Creed story, bringing a fresh take on the classic history of sports dramas and amazing boxing action.

Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018)

Sharp descent.

[6/10 · 6 December 2023]

Escape Plan 2: Hades. Sharp descent. Considered a classic of the prison drama genre, The Shawshank Redemption forever changed the way audiences viewed the subject. The film "Escape Plan 2: Hades", however, was not so successful. Director Stephen S. Miller failed to repeat the success of his predecessor, and the second part of the franchise seemed much weaker and secondary to the audience. Despite an impressive cast, including Sylvester Stallone and Dave Bautista, the script wasn't compelling enough and the plot pacing wasn't up to par. Erratic editing and a confusing plot make Escape Plan 2: Hades feel unbalanced and difficult to understand. However, it is worth noting that the film still has its positive aspects: detailed fight and pursuit scenes, high-quality choreography and visual effects make it quite spectacular and dynamic. "Escape Plan 2: Hades" may certainly interest action fans and Stallone fans, but the overall impression of the film remains rather controversial due to shortcomings in the plot and direction.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

The evil did not return.

[10/10 · 29 November 2023]

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. The evil did not return. The film "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" is an exciting adventure full of magic, intrigue and emotion. In the fifth installment of the series, Harry faces various obstacles, from a difficult relationship with the Ministry of Magic, battling his inner demons and building a resistance against Lord Voldemort. Despite disappointments and betrayals, Harry finds support in his friends and proves his will to win. Director David Yates brings the world of JK Rowling's book to life in a visually stunning way, using dazzling special effects and a rich palette. The performances from the actors, especially Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint, are striking in their maturity and emotional depth. The film also raises important questions about friendship, loyalty and fighting for what you believe in. It makes you think about the meaning of honor and self-sacrifice. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" is not just a film about magic, but also about growing up, being and honor. It is a lively, powerful and inspiring masterpiece that manages to captivate and captivate both new and old fans of the Harry Potter universe.

Sabrina (1954)

Reach for the moon.

[8/10 · 29 November 2023]

Sabrina. Reach for the moon. This is a story about love and the changes in life that it can bring. The vivacious Sabrina Fairchild, superbly played by Audrey Hepburn, falls in love with the rich and attractive David Larry. However, David does not pay attention to her, preferring a married woman of his circle, Lila Larney. Sabrina leaves for Paris and changes her there. She returns beautiful, confident, and attracts David's attention. A funny and touching journey begins with the help of a family friend, Linus Larney, who also deserves attention. Gorgeous production, exceptional performances from the cast and the wonderful captivity of Paris make this film unforgettable. Its sincere romance and the magnificent Audrey Hepburn encourage the viewer to smile and be moved during the same viewing. "Sabrina" is an unsurpassed cinematic work that will delight fans of romantic stories for many years.

Halloween Ends (2022)

Is that all?!

[7/10 · 13 November 2023]

Halloween Ends. Is that all?! The final chapter of a legendary franchise that promises an epic conclusion. Director David Gordon Green takes us back to Haddonfield, where Michael Myers relentlessly continues his brutal hunt. The film weaves an intriguing plot filled with unexpected twists and turns, with a strong characterization of the main character Laurie Strode, embodied by the exceptionally talented Jamie Lee Curtis. The film promises not only impressive scenes of horror and tension, but also deep psychological context, exploring Michael's motives and his connections with Laurie. While the final effect of the film is still a mystery, fans of the franchise will undoubtedly be eagerly awaiting this film to find out how the tragic saga of Michael Myers ends. "Halloween Ends" is the final adventure that may long be remembered and imprinted in the history of the horror genre.

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Don't watch, otherwise the aliens are close.

[6/10 · 13 November 2023]

Scary Movie 3. Don't watch, otherwise the aliens are close. An unrestrained comedy that will give you many funny moments and ridiculous parodies. Director David Zucker brings scary films to the screen in a new light, seasoned with satire and unpredictable jokes. Charlie Sheen and Enna Faris exude genuine humor and charisma, giving the film extra energy. "Scary Movie 3" takes a tongue-in-cheek look at all the clichés and clichés of the horror genre, creating funny and memorable scenes. While not all the jokes land on target, the overall concept of the film and the acting ensures you have a good witty funny experience throughout the film. "Scary Movie 3" is a fun and crazy parody that will not disappoint fans of the comedy genre and horror fans.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Don't sleep!

[8/10 · 13 November 2023]

A Nightmare on Elm Street. Don't sleep! A classic horror film that uses the violence of dreams to penetrate the very depths of our subconscious. Director Wesley Craven creates a gripping story about Freddy Krueger, who tortures and kills his victims in their dreams. The film skillfully builds tension, plunging viewers into a chaos of fear and an anthology of nightmares. Robert Englund portrays Freddy Krueger with terrifying charm and subtle brutality. "A Nightmare on Elm Street" not only impresses with its visual effects, but also with its piercing music that emphasizes the menace and desperation of the characters. Despite some dated elements, the film remains a cult classic that leaves teeth gritting and souls unsettled. This is an immersion into a nightmare world that will be remembered and frightened for a long time.