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Ambulance (2022)
Beyond silly
This had every daft film cliche going.
I'll not list them. If you watch this, you'll know what I mean.
This is a terrible film. Not one actor/actress comes out of this with any credit.
The story is beyond silly. It's cringe-worthy.
Trust me, don't waste beers/popcorn/a curry or even a bag of crisps watching this. It's terrible.
The Batman (2022)
Canny
A canny good film.
Some superb effects. Adam West never got a kiss btw
Story was ok. Car chase was excellent
it does narf rain a lot in Gotham City mind.
Mother/Android (2021)
Lots of crying
A truly awful film, terrible background high pinched annoying singing throughout. A baby crying for 10 minutes non stop, followed by more crying from the main character. And whoever thought playing one note on a piano for most of the film would increase the tension was wrong.
Rubbish.
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
A terrible film
Full of pointless swear words, a script that must have been written by a teenager. The cast of stars have been paid for just being there. A rubbish film, not even one laugh throughout.
A rubbish film.
Invasion Planet Earth (2019)
It's a Mystery
Good Morning Universe.
It's a Mystery, why this film was ever made.
I want To Be Free of it and dancing on Echo Beach
The Haunting of Bly Manor: The Beast in the Jungle (2020)
Eventually
It took the last few episodes for me to eventually suss out what was going on
And it took an entire episode of a narrator to explain it, it was done very well to be honest.
It sounds like I didn't like it, but I did
I'll watch it all again, next time I'll watch it soba
The Haunting of Bly Manor: The Romance of Certain Old Clothes (2020)
Margarine
I'm still totally confused, I still have not got a clue what's going on.
I still like it, but I'm not sure why.
I still like Flora it's great on toast.
But that little bairn of the same name however is a childminders nightmare.
One thing is for sure, it's not scary.
The Haunting of Bly Manor: The Two Faces, Part Two (2020)
It's different
I like it, but I have to admit, I haven't got a clue what's going on.
Binge watching this while drinking red wine is not recommended.
I haven't found it scary so far, although I've had a few frights
It's a bit like episodes of Poirot with some scary bits in it.
I keep looking for ghosts in the background but I couldn't find any so far
I reckon I will have to watch this a few times before i suss out what is happening.
I Am Hooligan (2016)
Pathetic
One of the worst films I've ever seen.
To compare it with Clockwork Orange is beyond ridiculous
Absolute rubbish
Gangs of London: Episode 9 (2020)
game of thrones ..ish
Why do these series always start off good then just go off the map daft ?
Phone home Elliot