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Army of the Dead (2021)
One of the worst zombie movie i've seen...
Good choice of actors, but i find it not amusing that most of the time they are trying to be funny and it's annoying. The movie is only about 30% watchable, most of the scenes are blurry, too much close up and there is literally out of focus background. Often times the camera is even shaky. The characters always talks non sense like unimportant stuff, speculations, and trying hard to be funny. Logic is a bit out of touch and they even try to make small stuff overly dramatic when it's not. It could have been good, there's too much potential, but then I remember they copied the vampires from I Am Legend. I got bored and struggled to stay awake.
Kuwaresma (2019)
Worst horror movie I've seen so far.
I can't even begin to express how horribly stupid this movie is. It's a total mess and the director must be a total moron. Everything about this movie is either cliche or totally idiotic. A five year old could do better. If this is Philippine cinema then it deserves to die or rather should not have existed at all. This movie is evidence enough that most writers and specially directors in the Philippines are idiots. I would rather watch sharknado or scary movie. Skip this movie for your own sake and sanity. In fact skip everything from this director all together.
Clarita (2019)
Nothin great about this movie.
Everything is cliche, everything has been done before. It's like watching a generic exorcism film from the 80's. The acting is not even good. There are a lot of stupid scenes that are too obvious, it's like they are waiting for the director to say cut. Not worth watching. Not even worth mentioning. Just pass on this movie if you don't wanna be disappointed.
Ilawod (2017)
A complete garbage.
Wasted an hour and half on this stupid movie. Not worth anything, a total crap that will be forgotten through time. One star for being a total garbage. It has great potential but failed to deliver. The characters are all stupid AF. I was hoping for a redemption in the end but nothing, everything went down the drain. They even included kids in their worthless BS. I hope this serves as a warning to everyone, skip this stupid movie!
Joker (2019)
Wow! What an amazing work of art!
I was skeptical with this movie when it first came out, even more when people started liking it. But now that I've seen it, it just blew me away. A sigh of fresh breath of an awesome movie. At first I thought it's gonna be slow gloomy and boring but man was I wrong! It may seem that way, but I enjoyed every bit of it. Everyone can relate to the main character. And Joaquin Phoenix's performance is superb hands down! I didn't mind the progress of the movie, for me everything is awesome. I just wanted to see more of it, I gotta see more! I would kill off batman without hesitation if this is the Joker. Oh man! I can't wait for a sequel, I wish they'd make one. Anyone who hasn't seen this movie is missing out on something super awesome!
Escape Room (2019)
Could have been great...
This could have been great but i was so pissed by the ending it spoiled the whole movie for me. I'm not watching if there is sequel, I hope this movie doesn't make enough money for it.
Henchmen (2018)
This could have been great...
It has all the potential to be an awesome movie. But it settled to be mediocre and a boring. The story started out good, animation is okay. But the as it goes on, a lot of uninteresting, cliche, and stupid stuff happens that took all the good stuff out of the window. Yup this would be awesome if you would choose to be a looser and a nobody like exactly exactly these morons did.....
Bugs: A Trilogy (2018)
Unbearably horrible
Horrible acting, horrible directing, the obscure music is painful, the plots are senseless. There's a lot of fillers that doesn't contribute to anything but to lengthen the film. I regretted watching and wasting time on this total garbage....
Lost in Space (2018)
So much potential, such a waste...
This series started out okay. I was expecting something that would at least compare to the 1998 movie. I really wanted the series to work. But this one became so lame and overacting. I feel like watching kids logic and people with poor EQ that it's impossible for me to believe these are real people. So after episode 7 I just decided to quit. I don't see any future for this series.
The Greatest Showman (2017)
Best musical
I hate musical, I always feel it's not entertaining and the singing is just too over the edge.. But this one is something different, all the songs are great and I am very much entertained. No part is boring and even tho it's a bit fast paced, it has covered all the important aspects of the movie.. I Love this movie, I cant get the songs out of my head. Perfect 10...
I Kill Giants (2017)
Lame everything....
This is one of the worse overrated movie I have ever encountered. The story is lame, the characters are lame, and it's totally misleading. This is a pathetic excuse to make a nerdy looser be like a super cool, badass giant slayer that turned out to be a cry baby wimpy kid. It has witch craft, voodoo non-sense that only made things worse. Talk about making a weirdo become an protagonist and making everything super lame, this is what you get, a whole bunch of BS...
Hagane no renkinjutsushi (2017)
A total waste of time.............
Bored to death after like 20 mins. Too freakin slow. Everyone is exaggerating to be like an anime too much. The main character is worthless as a statue and is overly dramatic and pathetic. If you wanna waste time go watch it. If you're a fan of the anime series I suggest you skip this major disappointment...