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The Losers (2010)
Give it a go!
I think people should give this film a chance, It's not a top of the charts film by any means but it is a good laugh and just a laugh. I have read that people are taking this film far too seriously and judging it next to agent films like "James Bond". This film is no where near Bond or even touching "Bond" with its little toe. It is a feel good laughing movie with some good action and a bit of everything for everybody.
I know Morgan was better in Watchmen but this is completely different film, Evans is excellent in the role and Saldana is just stunning as always. If I was to change anything about this film it would be the name so people could not try and be clever on here linking the name to their opinion.
Batoru rowaiaru II: Chinkonka (2003)
I actually liked this
To me this was a good film. OK granted its not as good as the original but with most series of films they never are. But too many people have put this down and i feel it needs a little more credit then it gets from people. The acting was just as good as the first film which OK i know i cant speak Japanese so i don't know if the voices are any good, but their faces said it all.
The camera angles and effects where amazing in some parts dare i say it and i know it was ripping it off but saving private Ryan. The gore is the usual Jap film with blood splattering everywhere which people don't seem to get... I hear all the time people who don't understand film culture. For me i love the way Eastern films do the blood and effects.
But i will be giving this film a 10. Not just because i like all the Japanese women running around looking cute but because i think this deserves to be watched by anyone who has seen the first. It is a good film in my eyes!
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)
Pile of poop
I will never watch this ever again... The acting was like watching a infant school play. Seriously the actors did not know their part at all and no one bothered to even look into how a army unit would work even at trainee level. They run around like they are playing Mr army man at school. And the thing that most made me laugh about them pretending to be a army unit was the way they held their weapons. In one scene at the top of the hill all the unit are training their guns on someone and the butt of the gun is resting above their shoulder. BASIC army training before they are even allowed to run around with guns is taught to hold the butt of the gun in the shoulder to take the recoil and with that keeps the aiming. If they was to fire with the way they where holding it the gun would be shooting birds.
OK that is just the army bit. The gore was surreal but that is good old Wes so that is nothing really to complain about. The story just went so slow i found myself fast forwarding to something exciting.
The way in which the army unit was destroyed one by one reminded me of a pantomime when you have the hero's in the middle of the stage and the baddies in the darkness. And they walk back and fourth and one is taken at a time. You just feel like shouting at the screen "BEHIND YOU!" but i would add a few more words that i cant put here onto that.
If you want something that will shock a girl into letting you hold her for a while you may get lucky at some point of the film. Apart from that if you enjoy films because you want to feel the story and enjoy it as a film then don't bother. Just go back a step and watch the Scream set again.
Enough said I think...
Warbirds (2008)
Seen better acting in blue movies
What can anyone say about this film? No words exist for how much i hate this film. My dog could write a better film in five minutes. Some people may enjoy this and that is your own taste. But i doubt anyone would like this film. Its like the whole film just tried too hard. The actors over acted by miles. They really thought they was staring in the next massive upcoming film. And for them i feel sorry. As for the storyline... I would believe button moon is more real then that. I just have nothing nice to say about it. The only thing i am going to do now is write to the writer and ask for 2 hours of my life back or some form of payback...