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Reviews
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
What a lousy Evil Dead movie...
Actually, there isn't much to say about this lousy movie, except for the usual problems that affect almost all horror movies of the last ten years. The movie is neither exciting nor can it convince with a dense atmosphere. The sound mixing is extremely loud and there are almost no quiet moments. You are constantly overstimulated audiovisually from the very first minute. The script is once again extremely bad, as is the direction. The film only wants to be one thing: disgusting. All the good ideas that the old Evil Dead movies had, you won't find in Evil Dead Rise. This movie is just ridiculous and boring.
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)
0 suspence
While the first Pet Semetery movie had its flaws, it was better and sinister than Bloodlines in many ways. Bloodlines suffers from an extremely bad script and direction. The fact that this movie doesn't look trashy visually has to do with the fact that it was cast passably and a higher production budget was available. At no time can the film create suspense or a dense atmosphere. He tries to compensate for this weakness with cheap jump scares and a lot of blood. But this movie doesn't manage to do that either. The characters are flat and poorly written. Bloodlines, unfortunately, is another failed attempt by Paramount, after Hellraiser.
No One Will Save You (2023)
Trash movie that takes itself too seriously
The movie wants to be like Signs, only in a much worse version. It was a good idea not to write any dialogue for the film because it would have been embarrassing anyway. The bad visual effects, which look like they came from the 90s, are also embarrassing. The suspense is so cliche and unimaginative. The scene structure seems chaotic and everything happens completely randomly and without logic. The movie takes itself totally seriously. But it doesn't surprise me that Disney invests money in such garbage. Writers and directors with no talent should always apply to Disney first, because they will definitely always get a job there.
Barbaque (2021)
The dehumanization of vegans as a comedy
This Movie is not an intelligent satire on carnism and veganism. The slow-paced story is full of cliche and silly jokes, mostly at the expense of a minority who live a different lifestyle for ethical reasons.
In the first third of the film, all the jokes have already been used up and are just annoying. It's all about brutally slaughtering vegan people at the right moment. These very bloody scenes are presented in such a way that it should be funny.
You can literally feel the hate and contempt for vegan people that this film conveys with drastic images. Mind you, no people are hunted in this movie who have bad intentions, but people who value the life of every living being are hunted. It's supposed to be cool and funny when the butcher brutally kills a vegan until the blood spurts. But these vegan people are portrayed as complete idiots who don't understand their own way of life.
In the end I asked myself what the film was actually trying to say: "Meat is meat and vegans are too stupid and too tasty to let them live." This is exactly what many people think of farm animals.
Chaos Walking (2021)
Not for animal lovers
A horse falls, breaks its leg and is stabbed with a knife. The reason this happened is stupid. The dog's role has only one purpose, he only appears in this film to get drowned. Nothing in this movie makes sense. Everything is annoying and illogical.
Das schaurige Haus (2020)
Bad actors and stupid story
One of Netflix's worst movies. The clichéd story was stolen from all sorts of films and the actors are terribly bad. The dialogues are so stupid that sometimes you don't know whether you should be ashamed or laugh about it.
Greenland (2020)
The Insulin-Pump-Disaster-Movie
The story is about a lost insulin pump that must be returned to its rightful owner. No joke! The other part of the story is about comets falling down to Earth and everyone is trying to run away.
Systemsprenger (2019)
Psychologically and pedagogically incomprehensible
System Crasher is unrealistic and psychologically completely illogical. The most ridiculous is the Macho Anger Management trainer Micha, who is completely irresponsible, insensitive and impulsive. The story didn't convince me at all and the ending is just bad.
Lupin (2021)
Assane can only be a genius because he is surrounded by idiots
Assane's plans only work because everyone around him is so stupid. What would never work in reality always works in this show, no matter how confused it is.
Breaking Surface (2020)
Dumb and unrealistic
The smartest characters in this movie are the dogs.