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Drive-Away Dolls (2024)
Not funny complete waste of time
The film seems completely forced by everyone especially the lead. I love quite a few of the actors in the film, but there's just not enough material for them to work with. There are often pauses after attempted catch phrases or zingers that just don't work. They would have been better off with a laugh track at those moments to force a smile. In fact at 77 minutes, this would have been better as a pilot for a sit com that was cancelled after 2 episodes. I watched the finale of Masters of the Air just before this and I swear, I laughed more during the 77 minutes of the end of WW2 including the discovery of concentration camps. Please don't waste your time. If you want to watch chicks making out, I'm pretty sure there are pornos that have a better plot and script than this movie. It manages to fail at all genres it attempts: comedy , thriller, girl on girl porn. It's like some amateur saw pulp fiction, had a camera, $100 and tried to make his own version.(And knew a lot of actors that owed him a favor)
The Survivalist (2021)
I'm angry this was made. Malchovich career must be over
The worst piece of drivel I've ever seen. I couldn't wait for everyone to die. The "hero" was a moron that I was hoping would die quick so they could save the human race with 1 woman. Lol seriously if there was a plot there would be holes all through it. If there were actors, the acting would have been horrible. The sheer stupidity of the characters actions were beyond belief. I fast forwarded through to the end to save myself 80 minutes of pain. Even the ending was pointless. They should just delete the movie and burn the originals.
Midway (2019)
Horrible cliche lines delivered by stickmen waste of time
Do yourself a favor and skip this movie even if u r bored out of your mind and have nothing to do. Absolute propaganda drivel loosely based on historic American recollections of the battle.
The Killer Elite (1975)
This would have even sucked in 1975
I can't believe that they wasted 30 minutes on detailed rehab details that could have been finished in a 1 minute montage. Very little gratuitous sex and poor "action" scenes. Ninja fight scenes at full speed seemed like slow motion. A go no where class of joe to create characters no one cares about.
Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018)
Some decent action no believable plot
The 1 Star is to help equal out the BS 10 ratings. If I liked the first movie, skip this one. I gave #2 a chance because I loved the first movie. The ending just made me angry. There's enough stuff blowing up and getting shot to give it at least 2 stars, but if u don't want to get upset by stupid story lines and poor unreasonable decision making, save yourself 2 hours. I know I'll never get them back.
Red Sparrow (2018)
Mind numbing drivel that lasts forever!
If you would like to see Jennifer's Lawrences, I believe you catch a left boob and a full on buttock shot. If you are looking for a spy thriller, skip it and rent another movie. I believe there are some spys in the movie, but as far as thriller, none to be found. I paid $4x2 for this movie and I feel like I wasted $8 and over 2 hours that I'll never get back. Do yourself a favor and skip it even on cable.
The Orville: Into the Fold (2017)
Essentially a wasted 40 minutes, barely a laugh and there are children
I don't think anyone is really watching this show because of it's Scifi content or plot lines. And I definitely hope that is the last time annoying children whine through out the entire show. It should just be what it is, a comedy set in space.
1/10 for comedy, 1/10 for plo,t 1/10 for acting, 10/10 for annoying children
If the show continues on this path, please cancel it before season 2. Or at least warn viewers in the title that you are attempting to be a space soap opera instead of a comedy.