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Brightburn (2019)
Superman has left the chat
Brightburn was big time bad from the beginning till the very end.
Bad execution, amateur scene cuts, unconnected and tedious characters, BS storyline.
Only good that i can recall was some scarce interesting photography.
Spare yourselves and skip it regardless.
Project Ithaca (2019)
You cant just make good old mama's Sunday stew just because you've had it so many times
Rarely it is that i review movies and it is only if they are either really good or really really bad. I feel don't have to say much about which is the case for this one.
You cant just rip proper older movies like Matrix and Alien or even Oblivion, mix them in a utterly preposterous way and expecting it to work. That's why we don't do that because it doesn't!
The characters are swallow and uninteresting. The plot is somewhat the same toped with long monologues of boring "scientific" nonsense. The visual effects are cheap and childish and the atmosphere created by all these elements is absurd to say the least.
All and all, you cant just make good old mama's Sunday stew just because you've had it so many times cooked by someone else. It doesn't work this way and
Project Ithaca is a fine example of that.
2/10 and not 1/10 because at least they had the courtesy to keep it under 90'.
X+Y (2014)
Yea but not really
It starts kind of interesting but it gets repetitive and boring pretty fast. It has a very interesting topic that i usually enjoy quite a lot nonetheless, the implementation of x+y its mostly slow paced and it doesn't seem to be getting anywhere.
V/H/S (2012)
10/10 would vomit again
Its like getting sick but with dead people. Watching it again in 2019 in a 75" tv OMG i had a headache for days.
Bottled with Love (2019)
This is why aliens wont talk to us!
Why movies like this are still being made? What is wrong with you?
Bottle with Love is a fine example of how sad and depressed modern society is that it will grasp into anything, literally anything thrown at it as long as it has any sort of love story.
Do your self a favor and steer away because you wont be able to get those 80' back. Ever.