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Beach Rats (2017)
5/10
Pity...c(sh)ould have been better
15 November 2017
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"Beach Rats" Much hyped but very disappointing. The theme of a young man trying to figure out his sexuality is fertile ground for any story, literary or cinematic, because it's an on-going real life struggle for many. This shallow, one-dimensional attempt though, while full of the vacillating that must accompany such a personal conundrum, doesn't shed any light on its main character's dilemma or suggest any way for him to find a solution - if there is one.

Let's get one thing out of the way: Harris Dickinson as Frankie, the lead character and the only one that's fleshed out to any degree whatsoever, at 20 is perfectly cast, easy on the eye to both gay and straight people and therefore his scenes, and he is in every one (the movie should've been more properly titled "Beach Rat"), ring true and create much of the reality with which this film attempts to cloak itself. It's certainly not his fault that that attempt falls flat partly because the rest of the cast are cardboard cutouts - I don't remember if we ever know the names of the other three of the group with which he hangs, let alone know anything about them (where they live, what if anything they do for a living, what their interests are other than drugs and women). They're just there! Consider that Frankie a neophyte to the gay world and is shown via a sequence of scenes to go from a) peering through his fingers at men in the chat room to b) refusing their offers to meet ("I don't do that") to c) accepting an offer and bottoming for a guy in the bushes without any seeming discomfort. As another example of how fatuous this movie really is, let's take the penultimate scene (what in a Shakespearean play would be the climax - not the end but the point at which a decision or action creates an inevitability for the rest of the plot). The guys want to buy some weed and are desperate it seems. How any group of 20-somethings in New York City with their lifestyle can't find weed is beyond me but we need that pivotal plot point. Out of the blue, as they are all sitting on a bench somewhere, Frankie suggests that they roll a gay guy and grab his weed. Take any group of very straight young men and make that suggestion and there would be, I suggest, an explosion of emotion. Here we get mild amusement, minor surprise, practical questions ("What do you have to do in return?" to which Frankie mimes oral sex) and then acceptance with further questions of how to go about it. Frankie of course has the answer and next we see the group in Frankie's room where he is on his computer trolling a gay chat room (which we've seen him do before) and engaging potential victims there. The other three are a little (I stress "little") shocked but quite blasé about the whole thing only once asking him how he knows about this site to which he replies, "Oh I just found it" or words to that respect. There was never any revulsion on the part of the group, no accusation that Frankie was gay. Nothing. I found that just plain silly and dumb as a portrayal of what would have really happened: the anger, disgust, accusations, shunning. That whole sequence is part of what's terribly wrong with this film.

There are any number of loose ends scattered throughout: characters and situations that are just left hanging. Example: In the group, the smallest fellow (don't know his name - see above) has an enigmatic role as there are several times when the camera focuses on his face looking at Frankie in a more than casual way. I found that suggesting that just maybe he had fond thoughts about his friend. This was never developed one way or the other. During the beach scene where they mug the other guy for his dope, this fellow (I'll call him #4) does not join in but disappears back into the bush. The other three emerge to the parking lot with the weed but #4 is nowhere around. Nobody misses him or asks where he is; we never have any inkling of his motivation for leaving or where he went. Nothing! Previously when the group goes swimming (the one and only time they have anything to do at the beach - (why the title?)), #4 does not go into the water but after the other three strip down to their underwear and dive in, in a shot from the back it looks like he's pumping himself up (or jerking off). What's that all about? We never know.

The only person in the film who shows any kind of depth and growth over its length is Simone, Frankie's erstwhile girlfriend who, having picked him up at a club to get laid, tries to make a boyfriend out of him even though she describes him as a "fixer-upper" (a term I'm glad she explains to him). However, this relationship never seems a strong part of the plot, balanced against his lifestyle and his dabbling in gayness.

The editing was jumpy; scenes didn't dissolve one into the other so much as one just abruptly ended and another began. Not to suggest that they weren't sequential but rather that they felt disjointed. After the mugging, the last shot in the parking lot focuses on the small bag of pot that they'd scored. Cut to Frankie in bed the next morning with his mother standing over him. There are more satisfying ways to get from one scene to the other rather than jumping like that.

Overall, the film was a great disappointment, partly I think because I could have been so much better.
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Standing Tall (2015)
5/10
Yes...but
10 October 2017
I certainly agree with the panning of this very intense film even though I gave it a high rating which I did because when it's good, it's very good - "intense" doesn't begin to approach how gripping this film and especially the performance of Paridot is. Granted though, the characters are one dimensional: they're either totally evil, total losers (like the mother) or possessed of angelic patience and calm. I'm a soft-hearted former teacher and believe in second chances but Malony gets one hundred and two and still screws up. I kept thinking as he messed up violently yet again that THIS was the time they'd throw away the key but no, "one more chance". Totally unrealistic and a vision of money wasting in the public sector that should be cut off tomorrow.
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6/10
Brilliant but flawed
5 May 2017
Flawed certainly if you're expecting a reprise of part 1 but certainly brilliant in the special effects which are extravagant and mind-numbingly overwhelming. The plot, minimal as it is, continues the saga of the first film but otherwise follows predictable sci-fi/comic-derived paths; character development is also minimal and phony, personal interactions and situations are sentimental and boring used mainly to provide relief from the near constant barrage of sound and explosive visuals; music is triumphal or soft and flowing as befits the screen action. It's also flawed in the sense that they tried to incorporate some of the features that made the 1st film such a surprise and delight: the sparkling, inventive dialogue with its outrageous puns and allusions to the 70's occurs in part 2 but now it's thrown in out of context and totally bewildering in terms of its meaning. Similarly the cassette of 70's music and some songs of the era make predictable appearances but in a casual, pointed and rather nonsensical way. Part 2 takes itself seriously like many other "save humanity from aliens" features whereas Part 1 was whimsical and lighthearted where Part 2 is angry, driven and almost brutal at times. I gave Part 2 6 for the captivating, riveting special effects but the other 4 are lost for trying to incorporate features of Part 1 that no longer fit. IMAX 3D is stunning and do sit through ALL the credits; you won't be disappointed.
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Monamour (2005)
8/10
Frothy bedroom romp
3 March 2017
Just as the British have a lock on double entendre dialogue and presenting really dirty sexual situations with a dollop of humour which makes the whole thing funny and not the least offensive, I found this film with its explicit sex (everything except penetration) a light-hearted, humorous and altogether engaging bedroom romp. Sure some of the shots are almost medical in their precision and you'd better like butt shots because they abound but the whole thing is so lightweight, so non-serious that it's almost an escapist film. Sexy as hell but not pornographic.
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Outcall (2006 Video)
5/10
massages galore
27 June 2014
This is quite simply a soft-core, gay flic masquerading as a romance. The plot, if one can call a boy meets boy falls in love, a full-blown plot, is minimal and most of the running time is taken up with slow-mo views of a masseur at work. There is full male nudity, some very nice bods plus some very ordinary ones and one scene of implied (quite graphically but gently) sex but nothing hardcore at all. It's titillating in the extreme but the situations and especially the position of the main characters (the masseur and the neophyte who's just come out) seem realistic. Production values are minimal and low budget, volume levels and sound mix levels vary constantly but one doesn't watch this for the pungent dialogue or deep insights. It is what it is, a relaxing, somewhat boring, soft-core gay flic.
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Coriolanus (2011)
10/10
Amazing
16 April 2012
By far the best Shakespearean movie...no, I correct myself....the best movie of a Shakespearean play....no, that's not right either...the best film based on a Shakespearean play....not quite right yet....the best cinematic adaptation of a Shakespearean play I've ever seen. The use of cinematic techniques (close-ups, hand held cameras, slick editing) enhances the already pungent dramatic elements of the play as well as making the language more easily understood while the parallelism to contemporary political and diplomatic events (it is set in modern dress) is both uncanny and apt. And the acting is simply superb; you will never hear the word "boy" in a Shakespearean play again without thinking of Fiennes's face.
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Bale (2009)
6/10
OK but could've been better
2 January 2012
This is a short, quintessential battle-of-the-generations film. Both sides of the "gap" were realistically portrayed and the situation marginally real at least in its inception if not in its outcome. The boys and girls used their real accents (amateurs??) but the dialogue was not difficult to decipher for anyone unfamiliar with native British dialects. The consequences of thoughtless actions (the difference between "child-like" and "childish") were nicely portrayed but I'm not sure I like the ending. See for yourself if you can find it. Worth a watch. If I'd been casting/directing this film I would've had more interaction between the two groups and perhaps more focus on the innocence of the younger boys.
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Dream Boy (2008)
4/10
Missed opportunity
16 May 2011
I'm a gay man so I can speak with some credibility about the portrayal of the main characters in this film. There is no chemistry portrayed here and although the leads are cute and the situations realistic, for the most part (teenagers take every moment for personal connections no matter how inappropriate or imprudent they may be) we are left with a coming-of-age story that while sweet and tender against all apparent odds is betrayed by a thin-as-paper, muddled plot that is formulaic and unsatisfying. The adults are cardboard and the parallelism with "Brokeback Mountain", hyped on the cover, are obvious and contrived. Nowhere do we get the deeply religious/conservative milieu of the 70's Deep South in which the primal and quite beautiful emotional drive of these two boys is cast, beyond episodic church scenes with flatulent pastoral murmurings. So much could've been made of the story but it's a wasted effort I'm afraid.
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One Week (I) (2008)
10/10
timeless theme
13 January 2009
This is a very Canadian movie, not only in the use of the gorgeous cross-country scenery that provides both a backdrop and a reflective commentary on the main character's personal search but also because of it is patently outside the realm of the "regular" Hollywood (i.e. American) fare. This is not to suggest that only Canucks can enjoy or appreciate this wonderful, warm-hearted, evocative, simple story because the plot line and embedded themes are universal and timeless.

There is a leisurely quality to this narrative and a kind of inevitability to the whole story that makes it poignant yet full of strength at the same time. The voice-over done by a sonorously voiced Campbell Scott works so well that far from being intrusive as most add-ons are, it (he) becomes a character in his (its) own right.

This is one of those "festival sleepers" that will never have wide distribution but which will delight and uplift any who see it.
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Boys Life 2 (1997)
7/10
Different films
11 April 2008
Warning: Spoilers
The DVD I watched in 2008 (in Canada) had a different 4th short, "The Dadshuttle" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0225460/. The other three were very good but this fourth, beside being incisively written (only two characters in a 20+ minute segment)was the most realistic and poignant. Having been filmed in the mid-90's when AIDS was very much THE topic, that focus is not as immediate now as then (although no less important). The second short, about the gay cop seemed very contrived not that police can't be gay but the whole setup was rather farcical. The first short with 4 teenagers (one supposedly str8) broke no new ground, while the third "Atali, Iowa" was unremarkable. Sorry I missed "Trevor" but "Dadshuttle" was excellent.
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Apocalypto (2006)
4/10
olde time Western in Central America
15 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
For costume and make-up design 10/10. For the movie as a whole...nice but not great.

Plot is minimal and recognizable and predictable. The "set" pieces looked very staged and the characterizations, such as they could be, given the highly adorned physiques, rather 'stock' and one-dimensional. Nods to reality such as gapped, stained teeth, soiled garb and appropriate detailings of filth and grime, are spoiled by numerous gaffs: white, pearly teeth flashing winning smiles,and an overall laundered and fresh look to clothing worn continually in a terrestrial, semi-tropical environment. Add those jarring moments to plot twists that are contrived and obvious and you have a gorgeously photographed, visually stunning fantasy that tries to continue in the spirit of people who can envision these very foreign times and places.

Unfortunately it's just not that good. I found it boring in parts...to the point of almost falling asleep. The chase sequences are often like the interminable rides of cowboy and calf, sheriff and outlaw, not to mention the bloody cattle drives that went on forever...no better for their foreign locale and time-warp but just the same. We know what's going to happen even if we don't know how.

Unfortunately for "Apocalypto", Gibson never proves us wrong.
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Bodysong (2003)
8/10
Joy of discovery
8 December 2006
As I started to watch this extraordinary film, I found the 30 or 40 graphic birth sequences, a few cut with MTV precision, to be somewhat repetitive, even though the cumulative effect is one of wonder and the "That's-how-we-ALL-started" realization. As the film wandered on, photographically documenting our communal journey through life, the immense variation of sequence (locale, year, style, situation, etc.) gave it rhythm and pace.

The first climax of the film is arresting, as are the rest.

An interesting, if sometimes obvious, musical score of various genres, projects warmly in 5.1.

The snaps of real sex are sandwiched by snips of painful and joyous reality and while the film has a humanist political bent, it is a truly amazing work of art with remarkable archival footage edited like movements of a sonata.
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Date Movie (2006)
1/10
sick!
20 February 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is not just bad, awful, disgusting (pick your favourite) but is nasty and cruel. Did I mention "not funny"? If the sight of a beautiful blonde in a flesh-coloured bikini smearing a heavily loaded hamburger on her chest is funny, then this is your flic. If a mimed response to a question about how your relationship is with your girlfriend includes 30secs of slapping, choking, punching and smothering, then spend your money to see this film. If you like the drooling, gagging and finally upchucking of a hairball where the hair has been scraped from the chest of another man, then you'll love this childish, sick waste of time and money.

And it's not my age (64) that grossed me out. The late teens and 20-somethings (male and female) sitting nearby murmured uncomfortably during the flic. The early teens, several rows in front, didn't laugh either but I wonder what a steady diet of this dangerous garbage can do to growing young minds.
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Jarhead (2005)
6/10
could've been better
13 November 2005
I was both exhilarated and disappointed with this flic. Having had our surfeit of Vietnam War movies (one of which becomes a scene focus early in this film), it's nice to see the anti-war genre continue to promote the message using more recent conflicts. Photography is excellent; composition of scenes is vibrant; soundtrack is an integral part of the movie...vintage stuff that comments on the accompanied scene.

Gyllenhaal is a good actor but there are times when he slips out of character...when it seems to be him and not Swoff(ord); too much reliance on the eye shots (the 'windows-to-the soul' dramatic close-up) and too little attention to encompassing body language and gesture. Desert scenes are contrived but evocative. Does not attempt to be a realistic portrayal of Desert Storm or any other recent conflict but rather to be a gritty portrayal of 'normal' young men thrust into situations that no 'normal' civilized person should have to face.

It's partially successful in a comfortable, sanitized way. Tries to be realistic in exploitative ways which is a real pity because the message that is espoused doesn't need any phony emphasis.

Chris
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