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Krypton (2018–2019)

As Bad As It Gets Folks!

[8 April 2018]

This show is so bad that it reminds me of the time I accidentally ran headfirst into the wall 87 Times! And it's not just bland, it's bad on so many levels. The characters are some of the worst I've ever seen, the story is worse than my grandma Easter's tuna casserole, every color in the show is either black or dark grey, the comedy isn't funny, and the only thing I like about the show IS BRANIAC! To be honest I gave up on Krypton after 2 episodes and decided it wasn't worth my time, so maybe the show gets better, but I dought it. If you are looking for a good DC show, turn to the flash or arrow, and avoid this price of garbage at all costs!

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Horrible Murder Mystery

[14 March 2018]

Oh my gosh this movie stinks! This is a super boring movie with no suspense whatsoever, which is not what you want for a good murder mystery movie. The characters are dull, and the story is one that could have been interesting, but just wasn't. The only thing positive I can say about this monstrosity is they it was shot well. The big reveal at the end about who was the murderer is horrible and anti-climactic. I haven't read the book or anything but I can tell you that this is a horrible adaptation to it. Skip out on this at all costs, but If you do watch it, put on subtitles because most of the characters have stupid, hard to understand accents. Good day.

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Best Spider-Man Movie ever!!

[14 March 2018]

Once again the critics are too harsh on a fun, action packed movie! This is BY FAR the best Spider-Man Movie Out Of all 6 Of them! It has tons of eye-popping action with great story telling by Sam Rami. The critics often call out the "emo Peter" scenes for being to silly for a superhero movie, and I agree with them in that regard, but other than that this movie is fantastic. Venom, sandman and the new goblin are some of the BEST villains to ever be put to screen. If you have not seen this movie, now is your chance! DONT LISTEN TO THE CRITICS.

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

How can critics not like this?

[14 March 2018]

This movie is amazing, just as the title states! Do not listen to the critics, this movie is not an overcrowded mess. It has great story, action, acting and special Fx. If you are a superhero fan do not miss out on this adventure. Honestly the critics must have had their head in a toaster when reviewing this. This action packed film is one to add to your "must-see list"