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Finding Escobar's Millions (2017)
We are in the right spot! Damn right we are...
.. Over and over again! We're in the place! Over and over again yet they have never found ANYTHING! They have not even found any evidence that there was any money or valuables ever stored in any of the places they looked in.
Sorry but this is the worst trash I have ever watched, it is not even informative. Supposedly being chased of areas by Cartel members yet we have never ever even seen a single act of aggression apart from an old man shouting at them to get off his property. To which they then conclude that there must be treasure buried there. Well maybe, just maybe the owner just did not want a film crew all over his property with them digging holes everywhere. This land now belongs to people, just because they don't want these idiots destroying their property does not mean there is treasure there. I mean how dumb can these idiots be.
They look for concrete boxes that can be opened as Pablo makes his escape from the area, yeah like his people are gong to be smashing through 4 inches of concrete at the back door when the police are firing bullets through the front windows lol. They repeat this type of thing all the time, sorry not it's just the dumbest conclusion. Yes money may have been buried but not under solid concrete to be recovered as he fled the property running way from flying bullets. Just totally idiotic analogies throughout each show. Every animal burrow is supposedly dug by Pablo for a reason, not by the animals that actually lived there lol.
Anyway a total waste of time and just worth watching for the comedy value for some of the conclusions these losers make and the utter rubbish that they come out with.
5G Zombies (2020)
What were they thinking! AWFUL! :-(
OK, so I understand that people need to make a living and am not judging here, well ok, just a little, but these people are not actors, not even close. I can only assume that this is sadly some sort of huge joke. Although it is pretty frightening that someone, well anyone, actually brought it to screen (Facebook).
Making the scene here.... It touches on a subject that is fresh in people's minds amidst the Covid-19 'crisis' we are currently in. You know, certain people who believe everything they read on social media, are clearly unable to think for themselves and head off to burn down 5G Cell Towers because someone told them they cause the virus. Any person with an ounce of intelligence would realise that this is physically impossible. These small minded people do just use it as an excuse to commit violence and criminal damage.
So, someone goes out and sticks together a 'movie' (I use this term extremely loosely) not to mock these people and install a little sense into them but to support their ludicrous beliefs. Well, it was Facebook so that explains it all really, after all, let these dumb articles loose on their site then go string a load of nonsense together and release it. Actually makes me wonder if the Facebook Execs behind this release orchestrated the 'Fake News' about the 5G Towers themselves as the 'movie' was on imminent release?!?
It may have very well been made tongue in cheek but it does not come across as such in any way shape or form. On top of the totally abysmal acting, sorry but probably the worst I have ever seen, terrible script and sensitive subject (due to some people being beyond dumb and swallowing all they read), this truly is the worst thing I have ever, ever watched. Sorry to say but this may be a career killer for some of those involved which no one wishes of course but choices were made by said people, theirs not ours!
Please do yourselves a favour and stand there clapping for the HNS for 97 minutes instead, you may be totally exhausted after this time but trust me you will not regret the decision. :-(
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Awful! Really Awful! Save your money and sanity!
Well a few hours of my life I will never get back!
I am seriously worried that the writers/producers/directors felt that this was even worth completing yet alone bringing to the Big Screen! It merits a B'list DVD release at most. I am worried because I fear that others may follow suit.
At present I am shocked that this has a 6+ score on here, who are the people out of thousands rating anything above a 2!?!
Seriously though, if you have not seen it yet then please save yourself the money and anguish! If desperate to then wait a few more months and stream it or drop the money for a DVD or BluRay but I would advise renting as you will not want to watch it again.
The story line is pretty non-existent, the acting mediocre and only saved by the colourful sets and effects but certainly not worth your hard earned money, trust me.
It would not surprise me if then eventually ends up with an IMDB Score of less than three in a year or so.
Was really looking forward to watching this and now cannot believe i wasted my money! :-(