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Bank Balance (2021)
OMG unbelievably bad
I am sort of getting sick of so called celebrity 'Chefs' getting involved in almost every genre you can come up with. Ramsay in particular has made his name being the most obnoxious person on TV. For some reason the production companies see fit to offer these people anything to stay in the public's eye.
Ok that said this new venture of 'Celebrity Chef Ramsay' is just, in one word 'dire'
He has done stuff to his face which scares kids. Place a pic of Frankenstein to see the likeness. What on earth has he done? Why do these people think that they can improve their looks?
Anyway the show itself is utter dribble. Really if anyone likes this show then a lobotomy is in order. Gordon you will do your own status a lot of good if you stay off the TV for perhaps a year and only come back to create some serious dishes. Everything else is not working for you. Oh and get some reverse engineering on your face done
The Drowning (2021)
Possibly the worst series ever
The whole storyline was simply not credible. Far too many 'Where was the link' moments. The writing was suspect to say the least and the acting was non too good either. I found Jill Moneypenny was way out of her depth and should stick to the soaps she is used to. The close ups of her face, and there were many, were almost laughable. This was not for her, she looked so out of place. I don't want to talk about the continuity as it would mean giving the plot away so lets just say it was pretty bad. Anyhow to sum it up if, even if you have a spare 6 hours free, then don't waste it on this drivel.
The Sister (2020)
Possibly the worst ever
Don't know where to start but perhaps the best place is the lead actor Tovey. Just painful to watch. This low grunty style that just didn't convince, apart from not understanding what he said most of the time. Every time his wife asked him a question it was facial moves and about 5 mins each time to answer her.
This four part series was way too long and drawn out. He had guilty written all over him when confronted by his friends and the police yet they did not see that.
The script was way off beam and it was just painful to follow. I kept asking my wife ' what did he just say' but I guess this is a general problem these days as good sound producers seem to have all fell down a big hole.
I was very happy it just ended.
Hunters (2020)
Serious subjected to slap stick performance
Everything was going well until comedy slowly crept in. This show had all the makings with some great actors, mostly jewish. I find it hard to believe they all signed up to this nonsense.
Jokes and slapstick along with innuendo's being a staple part of this subject. If only the show was treated as serious as the history is written. I find it not in good taste and to be honest I find it shameful that actors such as those in this show should want to be part of it. What an opportunity to bring the facts to the screen in an uncompromising way and not make fun of the accounts. Shame on you for treating this as comedic. No I am not a jew.
McMillions (2020)
A bowl full of soup out of a spoonful
This is the most ridiculous program ever. It take 6 boring episodes to explain what American Greed would do in one. It is the most drawn out series I have ever watched. Repeat after repeat taking 15 mins for one person to spit out a sentence. There was a crime so lets get it done!
Looking at the producers, I'm not surprised that this is drawn out. What on earth do they take us all for?
Watch the first episode and if you get thru that without snzzzzz then well done.
I sincerely hope that the likes of Netfix stay well clear of those that produced this load of drivel otherwise factual series are heading for boredom. I give one star because it made it to the screen. Please HBO no more of this.
Death Wish (2018)
What Drivel
OMG! just a shameful excuse for entertainment. First off the movie went out of it's way to show us how happy this family were. So much so that I felt like throwing up in a bucket. All smiling and gushing 24 hrs day. Then there it was again. American movie makers determined to show us that evry American lives in a huge houe with a top car on the driveway. The kitchen was larger than my apartment! Why do American movies do this?
Bruce Willis is a sickly slow low speaking surgeon. This guy has truly gone a few notches down especially giving the nod to movies like this. Soooo many cliché's.
Just a rediculous waste with absolutely nothing to shout about.
Britannia (2017)
Wow I absolutely love this
The doom and glloom merchants on here probably are more intune with American cop series that glorify police violence as a normal occurence. Anyhow Britannia does not pretend to do any of this stuff. Not history, not accuracy but pure entertainment.
Lighten up guys and stop comparing every single scene to Gladiators which incedently, most of you gave high marks. Lets applaud new productions and get away from the 'American cops rule the world'
Well done Sky for going at something different.
Love it, hope there is a series 2
Empire (2015)
Sorry guys this was a good show but .....
Empire became a very good watch when it was embroiled in the infighting of the music industry. The music wasn't half bad either. This latest series (4) has totally gone off the remit. Seems like the writers have run out of ideas so what to do? - Lets go back into the past. It makes for an uninteresting, boring watch. The 'who are you''where am I' is so cooked guys. I'm not altogether sure whether Terence Howard is that convincing as the lost memory man either. Common, get your act together and bring back the original format of music industry mischief and stop this 'Hallmark' nonsense. Let me know when you have come to your senses.
Power (2014)
50 cents and actor?
Anything with 50 cents in it forces me to the off swith. His acting leaves something to be desired. Wooden, stereotyped. This guy really does need to get back to music and leave the acting to the professionals. The show itself is OK but his inclusion has put me off from watching it.