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Zhui long (1977)
Here's a kung fu film ripe for the MST3000 treatment
In terms of acting and choreography, this is one of the very worst kung-fu films I have ever seen. That doesn't stop it from being incredibly entertaining, for all the wrong reasons.
Ling Chia, aka Judy Lee spends most of the film dressed as a man, calling herself Peter. In the English dub it is never explained why. She and her partner (I can't figure out the actress' name) are asked by an interpol agent to infiltrate and bust up a smuggling ring. Judy Lee's partner impersonates a boss from Chinatown USA, known as Big Sister, aka Kitty. Lo Lieh plays the boss of the smuggling ring and Bruce Cheung Mong the boss above him. The gang is never shown smuggling, but they rob a nightclub and it's denizens (on the advice of the false Big Sister) but then are thwarted by Judy Lee and her partner (also wearing costumes) in a hilarious scene of costumed kung fu.
If you like kung fu movies and bad movies, this one is worth seeking out.
San lung moon hak chan (1992)
Decent 90s Wuxia Pian but pales compared to the original
Having seen the original masterpiece that this is a remake of (King Hu's Dragon Inn, possibly Hong Kong's biggest hit of 1967) I was bound to be disappointed. It doesn't match the original's cinematography or epic feel, but if you are interested in early 90s wuxia pian, this is worth a look.
It has an all star cast: Brigitte Lin (been a fan since Swordsman 2), Maggie Cheung, Tony Leung and Donnie Yen - some of THE biggest names in 90s era Hong Kong. Brigitte and Tony play unrequited lovers and rebels who are trying to protect the children from their father's killer, the evil eunuch (played by Donnie Yen) who runs the East Chamber, sort of the KGB of the era and the real power behind the throne. They are hiding at the Dragon Inn, which is located out in the desert, on the border with Mongolia. Maggie Cheung plays the disreputable innkeeper who appears to be playing both sides for maximum profit, but, to add complications, she falls in love with Tony Leung's character.
Some other reviewers have described this film as being more "serious" than most kung fu flicks from the early 90s, but there is still a few silly and bizarre elements, especially concerning the lusty innkeeper and her Mongolian butcher boy (hint: there is not a lot of livestock in the desert). However, the way in which the butcher boy comes in handy in the final fight against the evil eunuch should bring out some surprised guffaws.