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Monkey Shines (1988)
Romero??
Monkey Shines is about a paralyzed man who receives a very smart monkey to help him around the house but then the monkey starts to change.
SCARES:In my opinion this movie was really not scary one bit it is actually on the boring side. The Jump scenes pretty much don't exist.
Gore:This being a Romero film I thought it would be pretty gory,but this movie is really gore less.
Final Verdict:Not very good. I think you will be tremendously let down if you are expecting big things from Romero like I was .
Rated R Nudity and language
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Candyman: Day of the Dead (1999)
One of the best you can find.
Candyman 3 day of the dead is pretty much one of the best horror movies you can find. The plot is not any thing special because it is pretty much the same plot as candyman 2 farwell to the flesh but the movie itself completely makes up for it believe me. This movie is about a women named Caroline(Donna D'Errico) who is an ancestor to the candyman(Tony Todd). Candyman wants to bring Caroline back to the grave with him. This movie is probably the second goriest movie in the series behind the original candyman. I would highly recommend this to a fan of Candyman or Scream. I give this 2 thumbs up.
Roosterz review for parents, My ratings are either Minor,Mild,Moderate,Heavy,Strong,Graphic or pervasive.
Sex:Moderate Violence:Graphic Nudity:Moderate Gore:Graphic Language:Heavy.
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004)
A bad sequel to a great movie.
Starship troopers 2 is a movie about a special fighting unit who flys to mars to fight giant bugs.
I did not expect starship troopers 2 to be as good as starship troopers but I did not expect it to be as bad as it was. There was no character involvement at all I did not know who any body was and the fight scenes were not nearly as good as the first movie. There was no plot what so ever, This movie just failed miserably.
Roosterz reviews for parents, My rating descriptors are Minor,Mild,Some,Heavy,Strong,Graphic,Pervaisive.
Sex:Some Gore:Strong Nudity:Heavy Language:Some Violence:Pervaisive This movie should be R for Extreme sci-fi violence,Nudity and some language.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Wicked Good!
The blair witch project is probably the scariest movie i've seen by a long shot. This movie is probably 10 times better than any high budget movie it had a $40,000 dollar budget and it took in $40,000,000 in the box office. I love this movie that scene when they hear foot steps in the woods is wicked scary. I didn't completely get the end the first time it's so quick i had to rewind and watch it over again. This movie has few flaws if any. Highly recommended I loved it. 9 out of 10 stars, 2 thumbs up.
Roosterz review for parents. My ratings are either minor,mild,moderate,heavy,strong,graphic or pervasive.
Violence:Mild Sex:none Nudity:none Language: Pervaisive. Rating ages 15 and up for 134 uses of the F word.
Dark Water (2005)
Bad!!
This movie was a real disappointment it was like a really bad and poorly made version of the ring. This movie is about a mother and daughter who move into an apartment and the ceiling starts to leak black water. They set you up for some thrills but they never deliver the thrills. This movie had a good idea but they forgot that half an hour in they don't want an idea they want a scary movie. Then they just drop the whole fact that it is supposed to be scary and start getting into the wives divorce with her husband. If they would finish the scenes that set you up for some thrills this would be a great movie. My final verdict for Dark Water is it's poorly made and the thrills never seem to come. Don't even rent it wait till it comes to T.V. I give it 2 stars out of 10 and no thumbs up.
Rated PG-13 for Thematic Elements and some language.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
what do you expect from a direct to video.
I probably had the highest standard for Urban Legends Bloddy Mary that you can have for a direct to video. I thought it would be either okay or it would be horrible. This movie was probably okay to good but definitely not great. I't wasn't scary but it had some memorable scenes like a ring finger in a beer bottle and a guy even gets electrocuted to death because he wizzes on a high voltage sign. The acting is good and there's not a huge plot to it. Don't think it's anything like the first Urban Legend because it's not. My final verdict to the movie URBAN LEGEND BLODDY MARY is I liked it but i'm not sure I could watch this movie over and over again. I give it 4 stars out of 10 and 1 thumbs up.
Rated R, Violence and some language.
The Amityville Horror (1979)
Horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROOSTERZ REVIEW
This is a real disappointment to the horror genre. It really is sad that this scared people back in 79. The movie has quite a lot of boring parts in it and it seemed like 3 hours to me(117 minutes). There are no scary parts in it the only thing that happens is he gets angry sometimes, how do we even know he was possessed he probably just has a mood disorder. The only part in it where i was semi thrilled is were he's carrying the axe around and kills his son but it's only a dream by his wife.
Final verdict Really really really boring, Stay away from this movie it is a drama not a horror.
Rated R, Some Violence some language and sexual situations.