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Home Alone 3 (1997)
Are you all kidding me? This movie was complete GARBAGE!
I don't know what you guys are inhaling, but please stop. This movie was complete trash.
Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister was lovable, cute, sweet, loving, and extremely fun to watch. He had that innocence but at the same time, he was strong as well.
This new kid, Alex? Annoying as all hell! Just a blatant ripoff at trying to match Culkin's charm and grace, failing miserably at that.
The villains, complete crap. Harry and Marv, they were such an entertaining on screen team. They were comedic, they were humorous, and just made you really want to root for Culkin even more, which is what a good villain is suppose to do. These guys Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern, absolutely PERFECT for those roles. On the other hand, in 3, we have 4 new idiots that just bicker and again, try to capitalize on the charisma and duo charm of the first villains. Not saying they were horrible, but they were not memorable or even really that entertaining. More on the corny side actually.
Then we got the actual movies. Part 1 and 2, classics. Memorable. Perfect to watch around Christmas and brings a wonderful Christmas feeling and brings out so many emotions. It makes you fall in love with the story, and care about the characters. Simply, memorable and close to being masterpieces. Part 3? Masterpiece of crap. Enough said.
All and all, I don't know why people like this. I think people really don't know what a good movie is anymore. Its a crappy sequel rip-off with more unrealistic traps and a stupid new main character kid that I wish the robbers would of at least beat the crap out of.
Run, run away from this garbage. And lets not even start with Part 4!
Dirty Sanchez: The Movie (2006)
Jackass to the Extreme!
I loved this movie...every single second of it! Specifically, the movie is basically about 4 french men who embarks on a journey throughout 6 countries to enact the seven deadly sins. Why? Because they are dead and thats the only way that their going to get their lives back.
Now, right off the back, that should tell you something. Dirty Sanchez has a plot! An actual plot! They need to be rid of all their sins or they will be dead forever. Jackass didn't have a plot. It was just a bunch of guys doing a bunch of stupid stunts.
Another thing about Dirty Sanchez is that they go beyond what Jackass didn't even think of doing. You see it all here! Someone drinking a man's actual body fat. Someone getting shot over 100 times with a paint-ball gun. Hell, someone even gets part of their finger chopped off. This is a very crazy stunt-full movie which goes beyond the limits. You will see things in this movie that you have never seen before.
Overall, scars, shots, cuts, slaps, dirt, bruises, vomit, cum, throw up, and 4 crazy guys doing it all makes this one of the craziest movies I have ever seen...in which I think I speak for everyone.
Lost in Translation (2003)
The biggest crap I have ever seen
When me and my mom rented this movie, I figured it would be very good. But when me and my mom actually watched it, we both realized how big of a piece of crap it really was. Basically, it was the most boring movie me and my mom ever seen. Boring situations. Boring characters. Boring plot all together. It looked like some indy film put together in a week. Like, every time we said "hey, maybe soon its going to get hot", it never came. It stayed boring until the ending which was crap by the way. It was very difficult for me to stay awake watching this and even my mom was falling asleep and it wasn't even dark yet. I don't know what these people are smoking that are giving this dumb movie high ratings, but I myself would only recommend this to my worst enemies so they can suffer the same thing I did when watching this movie.
Antitrust (2001)
A must see for any thriller fan
When I first saw this movie in stores I thought "Ehh...could be good." After all I did see its trailer on one of my DVDs. But when me and my friends chipped in to buy it then watched it, I quickly got hooked. The movie's star is a boy named Milo Hoffman who gets a job at a company called NURV with the C.E.O Gary Winston. One thing turns into another and Milo finds out that his computer partner Tebby Chin has been killed. But then he starts to realize that it was NURV who did it. I liked all the cast of character and felt they each brought something different to the table. The story was really cool and I liked the music as well. Plus what really got me into the movie was the suspense like in this one part where Milo sneaks into this area in NURV to find out that NURV has been spying on programmers to steal their code and then some guy from NURV comes and he hides somewhere. Stuff like that gets me very interested. Plus I like the ending. I recommend this to anyone who is into suspense type movies.