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Night of the Zombies (1981)
I want my two hours back
Don't even waste your time. It's not worth the effort to even remain conscious during this one. Minimal zombie footage, lousy and painfully annoying characters, terrible/not even amusing acting, lots of random stock footage for some reason. One minute they're off the coast of Europe and the next they're randomly in Africa. As for the plot, I didn't catch one. Something about a crazed, radioactive rat escaping its cage and biting some scientist guy on the neck. Scientist becomes zombie, attacks all the other scientists, whole island suddenly turns into zombies.
More people should have died a lot sooner in this one.
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
sheer awfulness overtaken by humor
If you're looking for the most hilarious, yet wonderfully awful horror flick for its time, this is it. The plot line is actually pretty decently thought out despite some tragically terrible acting that only add to the humor of the movie as a whole.
After surviving a car crash that his fiancé had been decapitated in, scientist Bill Somethingoranother takes the head of his dead love's body from the scene of the crash and keeps it alive through the use of his new, special serum in hopes that he could transplant the head to a new body. Apparently, transplants are no new experiment for Dr. Bill as there is also a creepy, mysterious monster thing locked behind a closet door in his basement laboratory. The disembodied fiancé's head and creepy monster thing form a tight bond through the Power of the Serum and form a brave attempt to stop Dr. Bill from maiming any more people in the name of science.
The most hilarious scenes involve arm-ripping and over-exerted acting, and an obnoxiously long death scene from one of the doctor's maimed cohorts. Also, just wait until you see Creepy Closet Monster Guy... though not well-made or even truly "good" by film standards, I've come to the conclusion that this could quite possibly be the most hilarious horror movie ever.
I Don't Want to Be Born (1975)
Possessed babies are actually pretty hilarious in the right context
I gave this a 7, not because it's actually good, but because it's just so freaking hilarious. Good horror movies are pretty rare, but as far as bad horror movies go, they can either be outright terrible, or completely hilarious. This one ranks pretty high in my "completely hilarious" category. (Baby is born possessed by evil midget that molests former stripper, baby goes on killing spree. Parents freak out, but chalk it up to postpartum depression. The mom's sister-in-law that happens to be a nun comes to visit, further upsets baby. Baby kills more people. Mom keeps freaking out but no one can conceive that a baby kills people despite this kid's freakishly large size for having been just born and its crazed reactions to nuns and holy water. Random scenes involving crazy evil midget, etc.)
If you should, for some reason, feel like laughing manically at death scenes and evil babies, this one's a winner. Given, you will have to suffer through some terrible lighting and awful acting, but the sheer hilarity is almost worth it.