batantx Reviews

Madame Web (2024)

Thankfuly I did not pay for it

[1/10 · 16 March 2024]

Sometimes Pirating movies is wrong. Sometimes it's the only way from being robbed by Hollywierd by their complete waste of time films.

This movie falls in the latter category!

There is not a single character in this film that does not feel like some card board cutout. In fact not a single one of the female characters has any unique personality. Its like the writers wrote one female part then chopped that single part into four character that are all basically the same.

This movie is bad! It makes "The Room" look like a riveting suspenseful adrenaline rush.

Its almost like the production companies are intentionally trying to release subpar snooze fests that make a trip to the dentist a more enjoyable alternative.

One Ranger (2023)

Tried to hard or not hard enough

[2/10 · 7 May 2023]

I wanted to like this movie but the actors and actresses and their poorly executed accents made it extremely difficult.

First off we have Thomas Jane who is supposed to be a Texas Ranger and as a born and raised Texan I have to say he not only tried way to hard but he would be called a faker and ran out of any dirt road Texas town speaking the way he does in this movie. Its the type of Texas accent that non-natives use to make fun of Texans. So to say he over does it is putting it mildly.

Now for John Malceviche it's like he does not even try to sound like anyone ever born anywhere in the UK. It makes me wonder if he ever bothered to listen to himself talk in this movie. Its a shame that not a single person even mentioned it to him. He sounds like someone from his own little world in this movie.

As for the other actors and actresses who were all born in or around the UK. Well I cant say any of them did much better here. I mean I'm by no means a sociolinguistics major but the smattering of over done, under done, an UK accents made this movie so annoyingly difficult to watch I was barely able to endure half the movie before I turned it off out of sheer frustration.

Ocean's Eight (2018)

One of a disaster of a movie

[1/10 · 5 February 2023]

How could they group this in with real heist movies like the Ocean series? It's just one disastrous plot hole after another. First they have to get a designer so they get a photo of their chosen designer with a famous star knowing that the papers will write about the photo causing their chosen actress to steal the designer. What do they have ESP knowing the photo will be written about and their chosen actress will take the bait? I can go on and on here but will skip to the end where they seem to have to take the real necklace apart and turn it into smaller portions of jewelry so they can carry it out in plain sight even though they have a replica necklace that turns up so everyone can leave. Not like the real necklace could just be placing in a pocket and carried out after the fake one turns up. This movie was just a complete disaster where they wasted a great cast on pathetic writing..

That '90s Show (2023– )

It's not That 70's or even 90's show. More like That Disney Show

[1/10 · 21 January 2023]

What were they thinking? You bring back one of the best TV shows of it's time and even manage to get the original cast to come back. Just to staff the show with no talent writers who know nothing about That 70's show humor or anything really about the 90's. Then to top it all off they cast the show with a group of Disney channel rejects who's only acting experience appears to be their Junior High School Drama classes. All of the humor is really forced with situational comedy more suited to a Disney Channel show and not a spin off of That 70's Show. It's really a shame as they had potential to make another hit but instead made a mediocre waste of time...

Casey Anthony: Where the Truth Lies (2022)

The worse kind of garbage a person could watch

[1/10 · 30 November 2022]

Whomever is paying this proven lair more than a decade after her daughters death to spread her lies even further should be locked up right beside her. Anyone who wastes their time on it should also be locked up. The justice system is broken that allowed a parent this cruel, narcissistic, and dishonest to go free for such a heinous act.

It was proven that a body was stored in the trunk of her car for some time while she was out clubbing and living it up off her parents pensions.

She has been caught lying countless times and her store has changed so many times. Now here she is profiting off those lies and the death of her daughter.

Jimmy Carr Destroys Art (2022 TV Special)

Complete waste of time

[1/10 · 26 October 2022]

Worse take on cancel culture I have ever seen. I have no clue who Jimmy Carr even is but I have to say he's definitely no comedian as his jokes are not funny in the least. They must have had to use a "Laugh Now" prompt card to get the studio audience to laugh.

I dont understand this show in the least as it's a cancel culture show where they take two pieces of art both done by agreeably horrible people "pedophiles, murders, racists" and allow the audience to vote on only one of the two pieces to destroy but only after giving the life story of each of the artists.

How are you doing the world a service by not only publicly exhibiting these pieces of supposed art to a worldwide audience but also giving their life story?

This has to be the dumbest show I have ever wasted my time watching....

The Murder of Gabby Petito: What Really Happened (2022 TV Special)

Heartbreaking

[5/10 · 17 October 2022]

Gabby was such a vibrant and beautiful person. It's heartbreaking that such terrible things can happen to wonderful people like herself.

This documentary does share a few security video's that I had never seen including the last video of her living while walking around in a Wholefoods seeming to try to distance herself from Brian.

However they completely missed the fact it was another couples video that was shared to law enforcement that showed were her van was parked in Grand Teton that led law enforcement to her body.

I'm still dumbfounded that Brians parents hired an attorney before she was even reported missing. Also the fact law enforcement were searching the Carlton reserve for almost a month for Brian. This is after his parents went down themselves, located his car, and took it back to their house. Yet the first day his parent show up to the reserve to help search they find his remains....

Tahara (2020)

Very bad decisions made here

[1/10 · 22 September 2022]

Not to take away from those who acted in this but who ever decided to shoot it the way its been shot as well as the picture used on the cover shows they make very poor decisions or at the most have no talent. I mean the cover photo is absolutely horrendous!

Again not to say anything bad about the acting or even the subject matter of the film but closed and claustrophobic shooting style as well as limited shooting locations I feel is going to put off a lot of people.

I'm far from a teen so felt a bit strange and little perverse watching this film but irregardless this is an adult and not a teen movie.

Stillwater (2021)

Matt Damon plays an Okie

[4/10 · 22 August 2021]

That about sums it up. Story was blah, acting was ok. With the exception of the little french girl she did a great job just wish there was a better plot.

The Green Knight (2021)

You will have to read the movie synopsis after watching

[1/10 · 22 August 2021]

I had to read the movie synopsis to find out what it was even about. So it's a story about a story that no one has heard about? I expected him to break out into song and dance at every moment. Maybe I've been watching to many Bollywood movies. However it would have been a better movie if it had gone that direction! This all inclusiveness thing is getting out of hand.

Pig (I) (2021)

One note Nick

[1/10 · 19 July 2021]

Not sure how people are reading an this heart felt sentiment into this movie. It was pretty one note in both the story and acting. He just walks around the entire movie dour and glum because someone took his pig and shocker it's those closest to him. No great story line no great acting just dour and glum through the entire movie. If your looking for a movie to take a nap to then you've found it because know matter how long you sleep you'llnot be missing anything....

Wish Dragon (2021)

Lame Chinese Kockoff

[1/10 · 12 June 2021]

As expected from something made in China there is no original premise to this at all. They took everything that others worked hard to create and put a Chinese spin on it. As is form an fashion in China these characters run around lying to each and displaying personal double standards at every turn in the film. Yet everything works out fine in the end not through no real personal growth but through magic...

60 Minutes (1968– )

Lies by lobiests desigised as journolists

[1/10 · 16 April 2021]

This program has shown has shown their true colors. They are no longer interested in reporting unbiased facts any longer. They are now no better than any other main stream media outlets now as they skew the narrative to fit their own ideology now. They no longer practice journalism but are mere authors of their own fiction. True journalists no longer exist in newspaper or tv. Shame on you 60 minutes!