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The Nativity Story (2006)
This is a Movie
This is a movie, this is for entertainment and relevance to those who believe in Jesus. This isn't a forum for your jaded view on Christianity, and your hatred for anyone who believes in something that you don't. If you don't believe, thats fine, you've neither lost nor gained...but why you people actually take the time, to try to convince others that our beliefs are false, is pathetic, and only goes to show how insecure you are in your life, and whatever you believe in. So quit coming around here like your the messenger of truth, and your disprooving a myth to the blind sheltered village people. You want to talk about us opening our minds? Then why is it, you can't open yours enough to let us believe in what we believe? Leave it for what this is, its a Movie, its not a subliminal advertizment that is brainwashing our children into becoming a cult!
The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
What the...
First of all.....
What the hell? Why in the world are they trying to sell a low budget piece of crap on late night TV with the promise of disturbing, offensive sick garbage that any normal real human being with a soul couldn't watch.
What the crap is funny about a dog being injured, a grandma getting her head knocked off...a guy getting his hand blown to pieces and two girls going to the bathroom? what in the hell has this world come to that people find comedy in some thing so completely sick. Anyone who thinks this kind of material is funny, should not even be allowed to walk the earth.
But from what I hear its not even offensive...so...they promise comedy through demented piles of sick garbage...and they cant even pull that off.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
A let down.
I have played several Resident Evil games, Resident evil 4 being my favorite. This movie was entertaining to watch because it was so non stop, but it did absolutely no justice to the games. The atmosphere, acting and cinematics don't compare.
They took you away from the resident evil franchise, gave you a female character and several other people you don't know, and just made an action movie, with poor acting for the most part.
Resident Evil has always been, At least two main characters who are usually in abandoned castles, trains, or houses with a slow pace and a strong suspense that something could burst out, come alive or swarm you in groups. Where as this movie was basically, too many extra's who were given make up to look like they are gray, with maybe a hole in there head, or a gash....who just flail around as they slowly walk up to you. I did not like how they portrayed the undead. They were too human, and too cheesy.
I think they could of really done a better job at making this movie a scary thriller like resident evil was supposed to be, rather then a non stop action movie with too many swear words. I feel like Hollywood got ahold of a great franchise and turned into something cheap and overdone.