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djstrifenyc
IMDb member since September 2005
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Private Property (2022)
So bad I had to write a review
17 December 2022 - 5 out of 6 users found this review helpful.
Oh man, like the other user said about not having logged in in awhile but had to for this review, I have never reviewed anything on here before but man this film is SO bad lol terrible acting, I laughed every time the cheesy synth stabs came in to create "a mood" haha this plays out like a bad porn but with no sex.
And now apparently this review has to be at least 600 characters but I'm not sure how else to say you should not watch the movie. Can't even believe Hulu had this as a brick to recommend this? Someone should be required to actually watch these before they "recommend" to anyone, let alone allow to be streamed.
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