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Three (2005)
Hot hot
The very reason I watched this film due to the reason that there was a super hot chick on the cover of the DVD which is Kelly Brooke. I didn't exactly sit through every single minute of it. the story was boring. The ending was bad. What was with the voodoo thing?
There was a major goof during the first time, Kelly striped to bath in the sea water. She striped completely (top and bottom) and yet when she came back on shore, she was wearing her bikini bottom and was only topless.
Needless to say, that was the high side of the film most guys will be watching. Other than that... there was the sex scene which was quite interesting.
Other than that, most of the time, I was ogling at Kelly in her white bikini.
Huo Yuan Jia (2006)
Ass-Kicking!!
As a Chinese myself,i have basically watched most of Jet Li's movies and as you all know, things didn't go so well with his Hollywood movies. Those were lousy. However, with the fastest hit "Fearless", Jet Li has showed us that he is back doing what he does best. Old Chinese dung fu movie with a good story line and solid fighting. The movie started quite well with the fight scenes against the 3 foreigners but i find it quite short. Interesting nevertheless. Then it went back to the beginning of his life, showing how he became arrogant and foolish with his victories of defeating local fighters. But what was lacking is that it never showed how he changed his way of fighting from offensive to defensive. In reality he was one major Chinese hero which the Chinese people should be proud with. His association Chin Woo is still going on strong till this day.
Qi jian (2005)
what a load of crap
I have been watching Chinese Movies all my life.I have watched rubbish and i have watched glorified rubbish. This film is basically glorified rubbish. I can't believe i actually had the stomach to watch it entirely. I am a fan of Donnie Yen but i feel that he is wasted on his role this time. Leon Lai is quite cool but he doesn't' actually capture the character. The story line is weak. It is also full of gaping large holes. I know that them movie is based on a comic, but it truly can't be that bad? The villains themselves are a waste of time. Majority of them were wasted half way thru the film. The acting was terrible. And to imagine that this film can actually get 11 nominations boggles my mind to the max. If you are a fan of kung-fu flicks, stay far far away from this crap. Tsui Hark is way of his rocker for this one.
Saw II (2005)
Bloody good
Saw I was a sleeper hit where i came from. But it was mind blowing with all the blood and guts all around. Saw II was even more twisted.
The plot was different, more people was involved and definitely more blood spilt. It was gory from the start of it with that guy in the mask.
The traps set by Jig Saw was definitely something new. It was cruel, sadistic and meant to hurt. Hurt real bad.
Movies like this seems to have a little moral teachings in them to educate the lesser-mortals a thing or two about life.
Overall, the movie was mind-blowing and gut wrenching at the same time. Now, this is what i call a real murder/mystery movie. way cool!!
Venom (2005)
What a common crap
I watched the movie because it bears the same name with a certain Spider Man villain in the comics. Well, it turned out to be a suck-ass movie with a bunch of teenagers screaming their head off.
The movie started quite fine with the old and strange lady. Then it started to roll downhill after she died. That trucker died and came back and started killing teenagers ??? Oh, my god... here it comes. The bad guy runs around town (swamp here) kills any teenager (which typically wears very little) and brings their bodies back to some altar for sacrifice.
The victims which will usually scream at the top of their lungs and gets killed at the next scene. What kind of crap is this !!?? DOn't people produce better quality stuff nowadays than run o the mill killing and maiming teenagers ?