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El Camino Christmas (2017)
Boring
This is easily one of the worst (if not the worst - and I've seen a lot of Christmas movies) Christmas films I've ever seen. It was incredibly boring. That's the most succinct review I can give. It was boring. The cast was quite good and they did what they could with the material they were given (was actually surprised by Tim Allen's performance, I've never seen him in a role like this and given a better script, he could really do something cool!) - that's probably why I gave it three stars instead of zero. But still, an actor can only do so much when they are handed a steaming pile of you-know-what to work with. This one is definitely a "skip" - you won't be missing anything.
M3GAN (2022)
Easily one of the most stupid movies I've ever seen
This movie was poorly written, the acting was mediocre, and it was genuinely not scary. I would say I was confused more than anything. Confused why everyone in the film was so...stupid. And the behaviors of EVERY character were completely nonsensical. Like not an entire person in the film had any sense or considered the consequences of their actions. Just awful. Absolutely terrible. I'm not sure who greenlit this production, but wow; bad. Just bad. I'm sure people were trying to cash-in on the very tired trope of the "scary demon doll" (Chucky, Annabelle, etc.) but this doll was just an insufferable know-it-all and looked like an AI Olsen twin.