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The Couple Next Door (2023)
Welcome to Moron Crescent!
Apparently nobody in this show can have sex unless the curtains are open and the lights are on.
The local pervert walks in and out of neighbourhood homes with impunity before pleasuring himself (with the lights on and curtains open)
The sex scenes themselves are truly awful- if you're thinking of partner swapping - watch this it will make you embrace monogamy!
It might help if anyone in this show looked remotely sexy. Every time Eleanor Tomlinson tries to look vampish and alluring she comes across as undernourished and demented. The cop is freakishly buff despite smoking, drinking and never working out.
Avoid!!
Zachowaj spokój (2022)
Shocking!
This is just awful. A perfect storm of poor acting, casting, scriptwriting and direction.
The original novel was set in and around the Bronx and was just about ok.
In an attempt to crank up the mystery this pitiful Polish adaptation decides to give the viewer zero clue as to what I going on.
Random characters are kidnapped, tortured, murdered and scattered on wasteland. Parents of missing children run around aimlessly whilst a laughable police force appear unconcerned!
Gratuitous violence, sex and substance abuse bulk out the gruelling six episodes.
Vera (2011)
Retire Already!!
It's increasingly excruciating I'm afraid.
Vera is now barely able to function as a member of society let alone a detective.
Most of the pantomime -like team of cops now sit anchored to their chairs following Vera's angry demands, whilst she tries to lever herself over stiles or climb down to wind swept beaches in order to humiliate a witness or shout at the pathology guy.
Each week the terrible actors they've roped in for the episode are arrested one by one and subsequently released before a preposterous breakthrough in the last five minutes.
Just give up please!
Professor T (2021)
Truly awful
Simply the worst crime show I have ever watched.
Preposterous plots, shocking acting and cardboard characters.
Ben Miller is awful and he's probably the best thing in it!
Avoid at all costs.
Luther (2010)
Beyond stupid
Where to start? The latest series of this (once promising) police drama has, after several series, reached rock bottom.
Shots fired on a busy London street? No problem :- apparently no one heard.
Detached home in affluent neighbourhood houses a gang of gun toting villains ? :- don't worry, nobody notices.
Warehouses, suburban homes, city streets and back gardens play host to death, torture, fire and explosion? :- not one call from a concerned witness.
A police force appears to consist of just 4 officers ( and a bunch of SWAT guys who arrive late).
This is an insult- preposterous nonsense which (please God) is now, like Alice, finally dead.
Maniac (2018)
Outstanding
Blending dark comedy, sci fi and romance is not an easy trick - but brilliantly realised here.
No spoilers or plot hints required - just binge it - you can't be disappointed
Keeping Faith (2017)
Preposterous thriller, great travelogue!
It hardly matters how well a cast acts or how stunning a filming location may be when the plot, script and overall premise are beyond belief!
Question 1- why do so many vital meetings, confrontations and transactions take place on an enormous beach right at the waterline?
Question 2- are there not any truly neglected, unloved or at -risk children in Wales for Social services to take into care?
Question 3- are there any competent police officers in Wales?
No doubt they'll turn out more episodes of this drivel - but I'll probably take a holiday to Wales rather than watch it.