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A New Breed of Criminal (2023)
Embarrassing
I don't know how any company even accepted the script for this.
The story and timeline are non sensicle, the filmography is terrible and the acting is from a school pantomime production.
For example the story is supposed to begin in the sixties or seventies yet the cars are 2020 plates. The same 20 plate citroen was used in multiple robberies and Newcastle must only have three or four Police on the force. Why was there a detective with a American accent?
I don't know where else to go with this review the film really is that bad and the acting is absolutely woeful. Fight scenes are the best/worst example of this.
It's so bad it compelled me to watch until the end.
Tin Star (2017)
Should have left it after series one
Series one was good, two was poor and three was absolutely rubbish.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Perfectly awful
Where do I start?
I'll start with the insultingly bad portrayal of the UK. The accents are unbelievably bad especially Peter Quints horrific Scottish twang. The type casting, as per usual, of English as tea drinking upper crust stiffs. The only cars the British drive are old Rolls Royce or Jaguars with the obligtory Land Rover for the gardner. As usual the house has no televisions, creature conforts or any sort of electrical equipment in any address bar 1920s light switches. The Policeman's uniform and accent were from a pantomime. Even the sound of the crickets etc around the lake were nothing at all like the UK and to finalise the children's annoying voices and dress sense were perfectly horrific.
Next the story line... I would rather buy a tin of matt paint and watch that dry on my walls that about sums it up.
Fear factor... I've seen scarier Scooby Doo episodes and I'm on about the cartoon not the films.
To summarise don't waste 9 or 10 hours of your life.
White Lines (2020)
Appalling acting and storyline
Said it in the title. The acting from the lead character Zoe is appalling.
The storyline looks like it was written for a GCSE drama exam. It becomes unbelievable after the first minute. How on earth was she in Spain watching a body getting dug up that hadn't even been identified?? Unless it took the time of booking flights, hotels, getting flight, arriving at hotel, travelling to sight to dig it up.
The Accountant of Auschwitz (2018)
Too off topic
The documentary strays off course and offers very little information about Oskar Groning.
The original bbc documentary I which he was featured gives a much better account of his history