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Plötsligt i Vinslöv (2001)
Avant garde masterpiece
Movies like Mirror and 2001: a space odyssey are often in the conversation for the best movie of all time. The reason for that is because pwople arw not prepared to live trough the avant garde masterpiece plötsligt i vinslöv. Surreal dialouges and cinematography make the most inhumane yet humane story to ever exist. Everything is a blur yet so clear. The acting is so good. You even think the actors are dissabled, amazing. The best movie of all time? No, ita better than that.
Rick and Morty: Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty (2019)
Lazy
It just feels like the guys don't even wanna make the show anymore. These last 2 episodes have been a real bummer. Lazy writing and boring storytelling. Some funny jokes as always but what used to set rick and forty aside was that I was clever and entertaining. At this point its neither of those.
The Godfather Part II (1974)
What we consider flawless
This might be the finest and most cohesive storytelling to ever reach the big screen. The godfather part 2 is what you normally call a long movie. However, every second has a purpose, every breath has power behind it and everything ties together something that might be one of the absolute best movies of all time. It is a long time since Iast watched part 1 now but I think this is better. To have a mixture of breathtaking cinematography, unheard of acting and one of the best scrips ever made is something very rare. Only a handful of films has managed to have all these elements, and only this has it to that extreme. I think you know why this is breathtaking in every way, and if you are yet to see it I can't recommend it enough. This may not be my all time favourite, but I truly believe that from a technical and critical standpoint, this is a flawless story that can never be recreated.
Bully (2001)
Wypipo
Okay so this is a bit weird. The acting is unbelievable bad and the script is laughable. HOWEVER, that makes it kinda funny. Its like a Tommy Wisaeu movie, horrible, but with a charm. This just seem like a bad side story. The only thing missing is a "What are you doing step bro???" line. If I didn't rate a movie based on my enjoyment this would be there amongst the worst but its just so stupidly funny. I almost turned it off after 20 minutes because I was laughing my ass off how bad they acted. But it just became like a dumb meme instead. BUT, but, towards the end it gets kinda good despite the kindergarten quality of the actors. The spinning shot was the closest I've been to a high since I quit drugs and that his brother wore a no to drugs and violence tee cracked me up. I mean I enjoyed this. In the weirdest way possible I enjoyed this deeply flawed garbage bin.
Suna no onna (1964)
I dont like sand, its rough and gets everywere
I liked this movie, however it didnt "wow" me like it seem to do with moste people. May go back and watch it in a month to see if it has a greater effect on me. Feel like its one of those movies you have to process to truly appreciate
Metropolis (1927)
METROPOLIS
Its scary how relevant this movie is almost 100 years later. This is karl marx wet dream.
The Irishman (2019)
Thank you Scorsese, very cool
Not a surprise that Scorsese was going to come out with one of the best movies of 2019. The Irishman is a long ride, however it fills its time nicely. Its not near the likes of The Godfather or scarface(if we are talking gangster movies) but still an enjoyable ride with a fantastic beginning and end. My main problem is the second act. I don't really feel like it keeps the standard of the first and/or third meaning the total quality shrinks a bit. Still a top 5 movie of 2019 easily.
Les mistons (1957)
High quality short
I kinda wish this was longer. I feel in love with the nature it took place in and felt like the cinematography was stunning for a short. I like how it views love from a childs perspective. Even though we still cant describe it as adults love was even stranger when we had never experienced it. I enjoyed this more thsn 400 blows actually. Way to short and rushed but what can you do. Its a short so its bound to lack the qualitys of a full length feature.
Noise (2006)
Noise
Now this is a concert I would wanna go to. I see this more as a musical experience for obvious reasons. So if you are not into noise rock, art rock and in general weird you have never heard of you could do something better with your time. Otherwise I highly recommend this chaos. The absolute madness when a guy with a saxophone plays his lungs out while a guy plays guitar with drum sticks is my favourite thing is the entire universe.
Beast from Haunted Cave (1959)
Nein
Actually pretty decent first half or so. You get dragged into the characters and so on but then comes the monster. The heist story just vanished? The monster is not scary at all(I know its low budget). It just turns into a sloppy mess and the experience is ruined. Would not recommend. However it could have been a pretty decent "gangster" film.
Rick and Morty: One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty (2019)
No thank you
I get that this just makes fun of heist movies but it kinda transcends into one. Making it unbearable to watch in the end. Loved the first 2 episodes but this was really the worst rick and forty has put up to date. But don't think they will follow this path, next week will probably be great as always.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 3: The Sin (2019)
WOW OMG SO GOOD OMG OMG
I can't understand why people treat this like a Bergman x Tarantino crossover. Ye ye I buy that Yoda is cool and all but come on. How can this many people possibly enjoy the same story, events and dramatic curves we have seen not only with Star Wars but in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE LIKE THIS forever. From now on ill just wait util December and search for "all baby Yoda scenes" on youtube because the rest is as interesting as your average marvel movie. And id rather watch a Andy Warhol movie about a building for 6 hours than to watch another film with the same boring story. Did I say baby Yoda is cute?
The Lighthouse (2019)
Went mad he did
This was undoubtedly my most anticipated release this year. Ever since I first heard about it due to the fuzz in Cannes I had a feeling this was going to be my type of film. I can confirm this now. The Lighthouse is a mad ride. Robbert Pattinson put out maybe one of the BEST performances I have ever seen. He is just one hell of a actor and I got blown away by the pure talent he showcased by the side of Willem. The pure rawness of the acting make this so much better than what it actually is. The story, well its kinda confusing. Both are deeply insane so you really can't tell what is real and what is fake, but it does not really matter. What matters is they manage to make you understand that it don't matter. Not an easy thing to do. The first part is kinda slow and not in the Tarkovsky way and I can't lie that I was impressed with the start. Sure some nice cinematography but nothing we have not seen before. Its a bit in to the movie things start to get incredible. I don't want to spoil but when they start drinking, shit start to go down. The dedication to the art is unheard of and a scene just at the end made me get goosebumps. A complex film about insanity and loneliness. Went mad he did, truly.
War Photographer (2001)
Lawrence of war
Despite being weak in terms of length compared to useful footage and some other minor things I believe this is important to watch. This could be more effective with a shorter runtime and less about the people risking their lives and more about the people that are loosing theirs. However the footage Jim has captured through the years is devastating and eye opening. War is horrible and not good for nobody. But I agree that sometimes us that are far away from suffering need to feel some of that energy to grow a heart for all of man kind and get tether as one and prevent thing like Jim has captured from ever happening. An impossible task but small steps are greater than no steps.
Memento (2000)
Rewarding but overrated
To be honest this movie is not really that great. The only reason I like it is because your get the answer to all the questions you had and didn't had in the last 20 minutes. It feels rewarding and makes you feel smart in a way because you had thought of this way before you got it confirmed. But other than that the movie is pretty lame. Not many interesting characters and the story itself is no big mystery. I mean a mystery only gets weirder as time goes (Mulholland dr) but this is the other way around. WHICH IS WHY IT GET SO MUCH PRAISE. To be real people love to know whats going on. But they love being confused and THEN in the end get all the answers. I like this to so don't think im bashing anyone here. But my point is before that moment of truth this is really nothing. The deeper you go the more dragged in to it you get but I can't LOVE a movie because the ending is pleasing while the rest of the picture is bland. But I believe the whole backwards idea is cool. Its not hard at all to follow. If you don't understand this movie im sorry to tell but you may have a mental disability. Props to Nolan for being one of the best of this generation.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 2: The Child (2019)
Baby yoda
The only thing that this show has to offer is baby yoda. The people who are giving this a 10 have either not expreienced good cinema or telvision and i feel bad for them or they are so blinded by the star wars tag that they lie to themselves. Its not good. Not horrible but when you make a 30 min episode feel meaningless and boring you have failed. But yoda is so cute not gonna lie