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The Guvnors (2014)
Banal, brainless, bereft of merit
It is hard to no where to start on how bad this is. You see films like this and can only think that they exist as some sort of tax dodge.
This could easily have been written and directed by a lobotomised whelk, were that whelk to be the most stupid whelk ever to have been born.
Harvey Sylvester's performance, and I use that word in it's loosest possible sense, is laughable. The extent of his characterisation is to pull the face of someone with a sinus issue and spitting between his teeth. That he won an NFA only shows what a nonsense awards are. Thankfully his 'acting' career was as short as his musical career.
Other than keeping David Essex's canal barge fuelled for another month or two, this film has zero redeeming features. Well, it ends, that was a merciful release.
The Rise of the Krays (2015)
Just terrible
This is so bad it's not even a waste of a good cast. I have seen park benches less wooden than most of the cast. The exception is Ronnie, played by Simon Cotton. This performance is so hammy you could put it in bread and call it a sandwich.
It's not accurate enough to be docu-drama, not thrilling enough to be a thriller, and not violent enough for those who think the Krays were glamorous neighborhood heroes who kept the streets safe and loved their mum.
That there's a sequel screams "tax dodge".
Space Force (2020)
A wasted opportunity and cast
Given the strength of the cast, and the basis of the show, plus it's on Netflix so could push a few boundaries, this is a big let down.
It's not funny enough to really be satire, tries desperately to be politically balanced (the idea that this is somehow going to upset Republicans is a mystery to me) and suffers from a series of far too earnest storylines and set pieces.
In the end "meh' felt too much like praise.